All of my beard balms are hand mixed in very small batches poured and packaged by me, a bearded man for the bearded man and not a bunch of bald faced marketing babies. I use nothing but the finest here. (Shea Butter, Coco butter, White Bees Wax, Bayberry Wax, Almond oil, Avocado oil, Rice brand oil, Hazelnut oil, Hemp seed oil, Apricot oil, Castor oil, Grape seed oil, Jojoba oil, Argan oil, Vitamin E, and our Luxurious essential oil blend) ...BooooooM. Enjoy Gentlemen!
The Original Bastard Butter
Warm deep vanilla blended with a soothing lavender and chamomile topped of with a little sweet bergamot.
Great for after shower before bedtime repair.
This is my very first creation in my line, and the name says it all. When you first twist open this can and take a whiff, the first thing you will be thinking is "Oh this is interesting" You won't be able to stop smelling it. This balm is blended with hints of frankincense, cinnamon, clove and more. It's just one damn curious aroma.
(Combine with matching beard oil double the pleasure)
Close your eyes and imagine yourself walking through a massive orange grove in full bloom, while sipping on a ice cold freshly squeezed glass of lemonade, Not paying attention you accidentally step into a small pile of juicy limes then causing you trip and fall into a giant basket of pink grapefruit. This is what the Sweet Bastard experience is all about. Using this beard balm might be safer than trying to re create the above.
The most biblical beard balm in the world. The holy of holies, were talking about the beard balm the great wise men used on their glorious beards, possibly even Jesus himself. Not really, but I’d like to think so. We carefully blended a handful of sacred oils like, frankincense, myrrh, sandalwood, cedar wood, cypress to name a few. Apply this beard balm and you might be touched by the hand of GOD.. I went a little too far with that one
The Dark Bastard
Deep Dark profile, using soft bergamot, black pepper, cinnamon leaf, wild jasmine, fresh cypress, Australia cedar wood, and a splash dark musk with a Luxurious secret twist....Masculine alluring and sexy. Order Now
Travel back in time to the year 1912, and place yourself right in the middle of an old rustic general store. Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and enjoy everything from the fresh cedar wood floors under your feet, to the bags of fresh coffee on the shelves. You can almost touch the rich leather products and the hemp filled sacks of sweet tobacco in the room. This beard balm will make you feel like a true bastard from the 1900’s. Or you'll smell like you live in an antique store.
Last but not least is the basic bastard. You get all the glorious benefits of our luxurious balm blend, Shea Butter, Coco butter, white bees wax, bayberry wax, almond oil, avocado oil, rice brand oil, hazelnut oil, hemp seed oil, apricot oil, castor oil, grape seed oil, jojoba oil, argan oil, and vitamin E, but with a very clean and fresh aroma. I’d have to say that fresh out of the barbershop smell. After applying this oil. not responsible for all the ridiculous amount of compliments!
My Tobacconist bastard beard balm is filled with nostalgia and a touch a sweetness. Similar to the scent of a tobacco pipe, this balm will take you back to days spent with Grandpa as a kid. A perfect manly aroma.
Hints of cherry and vanilla, fresh tobacco leaves and a pinch of black pepper.
Close your eyes and walk deep into the woods...until you stumble upon an rustic old cabin. As you walk up to it and open the door then step inside... your instantly greeted with a warm smokey deep scent. You glance around the room and notice the rich birch wood floors are lightly covered in golden hay. You see and smell a candle burning on a table next to a chair....smells ever so slight of cinnamon... Immediately you decide to walk over and sit down in the warn old leather chair, and notice a glass of ginger citrus scented rum sitting on a solid sandalwood table and leaning against the glass is a briar wood pipe filled with fresh tobacco. You tilt you head back and take a deep breath drawing it all in..........Welcome to the Rustic Bastard
The Vintage Bastard
Another Complex profile by yours truly. The best way to describe this one is if you could imagine what a distinguished gentleman from the 20'-30's might have worn. A classic yet smooth profile with a pinch of bite. You can expect to hear "Ohhhh...what is that your wearing" Enjoy it my friends
The Bilberry Bastard
I believe this is going to be another signature profile like my 1912. Sometime you have to mix up things a little "out of the box "Fresh Smashed blueberries and fine Italian leather and 3 other secret ingredients for the perfect twist. Get ready to take a breath and say WOW....Oh man...WOW....Just WOW. Its definitively interestingly interesting....Hmmmm..Wait....What???
The Luxurious Bastard
This my friends is currently my favorite creation in the Luxurious line. The profile is pure and simple.....SEXY WOODS Deep...Sweet...Intoxicating. Not responsible for any babies being made while wearing this blend. I also added just a touch more Moroccan Argan & Castor oil to this blend. Enjoy...
The Natural Bastard
This one has been asked for since the beginning. So here it is..all the luxurious goodness of my other beard balms but un-scented. I made this one just a pinch softer and easier to work with.
NEW NEW NEW
Luxurious Bastard mustache wax medium hold The 1oz tin contains premium organic beeswax and Shea butter along with my 9 luxurious Oil blend and essential oil's. A true classic smell like spiced red tea and leather.
The Manly Bastard
Pure Luxurious goodness on this one. Sandalwood, Dry Tobacco, Vanilla, Frankincense, Amber, Cedar and Musk.
This is a must have for everyone!!
***Warning after applying this oil you might be able to cut down trees with your bare hands***
The Sweet Grove
A fresh spring time cologne mix of fresh clementine leaves, Dry accords, Australian orange blossom, white musk, Sandalwood, & a hint of Agar wood. (OUD) Men and women are both going to enjoy this blend.
The sultry bastard
Amber, vanilla, musk, blueberry, tobacco, Bayleaf, marijuana, nutmeg, vanilla, ambergris, black Amber....need I say more....
The Black Beard Bastard
If a Pirate had a fragrant this would be it. Spiced Bay Rum, Dark Coconut, Kentucky Bourbon, Aged Oak , Fresh Cedar, Dried Canabis, Kumquat and a splash of OUD Agar wood oil. Things that make you go Arrrrhhhhhhhh
The Fresh Wood Bastard
This was created with a "Woodsy Type" Cologne in mind. A complex build of Cedarwood, Sandalwood, Juniper, Cypress, Black Pepper, Sage, Oriental Musk....& A little Luxurious Kicker.
Fresh Light Woody Earthy.
The Backwoods Bastard
Sexy lumberjack in a bottle. This new build profile starts off with rich leather, lavender, geranium, Cypress, Sandalwood, Crushed suede, dark musk, tobacco and a splash of a little secret luxurious twist that brings it all together. Order 11-22-2020
The Leonidas Bastard
Starts off with hints of violet leaves, Mysore sandalwood, Florentine iris, ambergris, and French verbena, deep notes of cedarwood.
Rich, Fresh Sporty & Unforgettable. (Limited Batch Run Releasing 9-27-2020)
The Frankenstein Bastard
The Name says it all...A crazy mix of stuff that has a a freakish POWER. I felt like a mad scientist creating this one. Blueberry, Thyme, Cuban Tobacco, Kentucky Bourbon, Roasted Coffee, Black Cherry...and a few secret ingredients...ITS ALIVE!!!!!
The Sophisticated Bastard
(Limited Release 9-6-2020)
Starting with a mysterious yet smoky character it transforms into a slightly sweet note with hints wood, crisp bergamot and an orange freshness....Then you'll pick up hint's of Italian leather and a finely-tuned Sophisticated OUD finish. I hope you all love it!!!
The Barboski Bastard
Old meets new, imagine walking into a barbershop after your haircut the barber spritz you with a clean refreshing cologne, says to you this is one of my favorites I call it The Barboski. This blend it’s very light and refreshing little bit of Bergamont, cool mint, lavender, splash of lemon and green accord. Finishing with some Sandalwood Cedarwood Amber and a nice Musk. The Barboski will make you feel like you’re ready for your date or a night on the town.
The Baked Bastard
Imagine walking into your moms or your grandma’s house during the holidays. Fresh baked warm cookies fill the air. Just makes you go Yum. Introducing the baked bastard. Hints of burnt sugar and cookies and gram crackers. This is a Limited batch, So when its gone....It will be quite a while before it returns.
The Professional Bastard
A Light Clean Refreshing blend using grapefruit, aromatic sage, orris root, orange blossom, pimiento oil, oak moss, amber woods, nutmeg & The Glorious OUD oil. Making this the perfect professional blend for everyone. Strong enough to be noticed...but won't offend anyone around you.
The Eternal Bastard (Releasing 8-16-2020)
This blend starts off with a mellow splash of Peruvian Bergamot, Valencia Orange, Green Mint Leaves, Geranium Oil, Then a middle note of Clove Bud Oil, South African Star Jasmine, Tonka Bean, Amber Oil, Black Sandalwood, And the final deep base note of a well blended amount of White musk & Oud Agar wood oil.
The Exotic Bastard
Second Wave (8-16-2020)
Another profile that I have been working messing with on and off over a few months.
This starts off with Sicilian Bergamot, black tea Leaves, Meyers Lemon, Jamaican Lavender, Middle notes of White Lilies, Tonka, Amber, Tahitian Vanilla and Fished with OUD STANK
The Alfresco Bastard
Get Them While You Can
This is a super light & fresh blend of suede, white rose, cedar wood, sandal wood, saffron, thyme, white tea, lily-of-the-valley, fresh lemon & a touch amber with musk. A breath of fresh air.
The Southern Bastard
(Sunday 1-26-2020 12 Noon PST)
This is a fresh peach pulled front the tree orchard mixed with the legendary OUD oil and a dash of cinnamon leaf.
So fresh and clean you can
smell the peach fuzz.
The Trusted Bastard
Dan C Bearded Collaboration
Created by Sam C & Myself
Starts using 3.... yes 3 types of vanilla including Tahitian vanilla, then carefully Blended with Australian sandalwood,pink berry and 100% organic Ginger essential oil. For a Very a unique profile.
Coming Sunday 1-12-2020
The Holiday Bastard Is Back
New Profile for 2020
So I wanted to change things up and FLEX a little bit on this new Holiday profile. Been mixing & trying different things for about 2 months until I finally nailed it. This is not your typical grandmas Christmas carol anymore. This is now what I would call "TRADITIONAL OLD WORLD" Christmas.
The Holiday Bastard Is Back
New Profile for 2020
So I wanted to change things up and FLEX a little bit on this new Holiday profile. Been mixing & trying different things for about 2 months until I finally nailed it. This is not your typical grandmas Christmas carol anymore. This is now what I would call "TRADITIONAL OLD WORLD" Christmas. Listen to this profile and brace yourself. Fresh cut blue spruce, Cedarwood, Apple, Mountain Air, Peru Balsam, Dark Musk, Peppermint, fresh green pine, Earthy notes, Juniper, Cannabis, Colombian Espresso & Finally OUD Agar wood. Need I say more. I am defiantly bringing a different twist to the traditional Holiday scent. Grab your Christmas gear and triple espresso, throw another log on the fire, turn up the music and go.
The Harvest Bastard
Imagine walking down a forest lined road on a cool Sunday morning. You can smell the transition from summer to winter in the air, when the leafs start turning shades of orange.... The Harvest Bastard is bright and crisp with notes of fig, caramel, and a splash of coffee & cinnamon lead to more earthy finish.
The Cozy Bastard
New Profile for 2020 is blended with White pumpkin, toasted marshmallow, Espresso, Cedarwood, saffron, Ginger, Kumgquat, and OUD.This profile is so addictive...Cozy...Complex and intoxicating.
The Command Bastard Balm
Imagine yourself walking in a lush vanilla bean field on a warm day. The field is surrounded by wildflowers and the breeze hits your face leaving you feeling fresh and relaxed. Inhale this luxurious smell and put it in your beard knowing that each time you inhale you'll be taken back to that field.
Order Now <------- CAN BE ORDERED AS A SINGLE CUSTOM