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The Sophisticated Bastard
The Sophisticated Bastard
The Sophisticated Bastard
The Sophisticated Bastard
(Limited Release 9-6-2020)
Starting with a mysterious yet smoky character it transforms into a slightly sweet note with hints wood, crisp bergamot and an orange freshness....Then you'll pick up hint's of Italian leather and a finely-tuned Sophisticated OUD finish. I hope you all love it!!!
The Barboski Bastard
The Sophisticated Bastard
The Sophisticated Bastard
The Barboski Bastard
Old meets new, imagine walking into a barbershop after your haircut the barber spritz you with a clean refreshing cologne, says to you this is one of my favorites I call it The Barboski. This blend it’s very light and refreshing little bit of Bergamont, cool mint, lavender, splash of lemon and green accord. Finishing with some Sandalwood Cedarwood Amber and a nice Musk. The Barboski will make you feel like you’re ready for your date or a night on the town.
The OudBerry Bastard
The Sophisticated Bastard
The Professional Bastard
The OudBerry Bastard (Release Date 8-9-2020)
Another super fresh and complex blend using fresh blueberries, Australian sandalwood, cedar wood, White Musk, Freesia, Finishing with a touch of Amber and a healthy dose of Agarwood oil (OUD)
Dare I say a Luxurious MASTERPIECE.
The Professional Bastard
The Professional Bastard
The Professional Bastard
The Professional Bastard
A Light Clean Refreshing blend using grapefruit, aromatic sage, orris root, orange blossom, pimiento oil, oak moss, amber woods, nutmeg & The Glorious OUD oil. Making this the perfect professional blend for everyone. Strong enough to be noticed...but won't offend anyone around you.
The American Bastard
The Professional Bastard
The American Bastard
New Limited Batch Release Sunday 7-5-2020 @12 Noon PST
The American Bastard
What can I say it's pure Merica in a bottle. Deep Rich Manly Profile comprised of Roasted Coffee, charred wood, gun powder, Kentucky bourbon, Cuban tobacco, Madagascar vanilla, money & leather.
SOLD OUT
The Eternal Bastard
The Professional Bastard
The American Bastard
The Eternal Bastard (Releasing 8-16-2020)
This blend starts off with a mellow splash of Peruvian Bergamot, Valencia Orange, Green Mint Leaves, Geranium Oil, Then a middle note of Clove Bud Oil, South African Star Jasmine, Tonka Bean, Amber Oil, Black Sandalwood, And the final deep base note of a well blended amount of White musk & Oud Agar wood oil.
The Exotic Bastard
The Exotic Bastard
The Exotic Bastard
The Exotic Bastard
Second Wave (8-16-2020)
Another profile that I have been working messing with on and off over a few months.
This starts off with Sicilian Bergamot, black tea Leaves, Meyers Lemon, Jamaican Lavender, Middle notes of White Lilies, Tonka, Amber, Tahitian Vanilla and Fished with OUD STANK
Luxurious Beard Butters/Balms
The Curious Bastard
The Curious Bastard
The Curious Bastard
This is my very first creation in my line, and the name says it all. When you first twist open this can and take a whiff, the first thing you will be thinking is "Oh this is interesting" You won't be able to stop smelling it. This balm is blended with hints of frankincense, cinnamon, clove and more. It's just one damn curious aroma.
(Combine with matching beard oil double the pleasure)
The Sweet Bastard
The Curious Bastard
The Curious Bastard
Close your eyes and imagine yourself walking through a massive orange grove in full bloom, while sipping on a ice cold freshly squeezed glass of lemonade, Not paying attention you accidentally step into a small pile of juicy limes then causing you trip and fall into a giant basket of pink grapefruit. This is what the Sweet Bastard experience is all about. Using this beard balm might be safer than trying to re create the above.
The Woody Bastard
The Curious Bastard
The Colombian Bastard
Have you ever been camping up in the mountains, deep in the woods, hiking on your favorite trail surrounded by fresh air and great pines with nothing but the sound of wind blowing through the trees? That's what will happen when you spread this luxurious blend through your beard. The Woody Bastard will take you there without the long drive and all the hiking possible getting lost. This really smells like your camping in the woods.
The Colombian Bastard
The Colombian Bastard
The Colombian Bastard
The Colombian Bastard Beard Balm
This is not just coffee in a bottle. You know me.....3 types of coffee oil, some espresso, and a touch of vanilla cinnamon and the extra luxurious secret ingredients for a twist. This is a walk into a Coffee bistro deep complex STRONG profile.
Not for the weak!!
The Holy Bastard
The Colombian Bastard
The Holy Bastard
The most biblical beard balm in the world. The holy of holies, were talking about the beard balm the great wise men used on their glorious beards, possibly even Jesus himself. Not really, but I’d like to think so. We carefully blended a handful of sacred oils like, frankincense, myrrh, sandalwood, cedar wood, cypress to name a few. Apply this beard balm and you might be touched by the hand of GOD.. I went a little too far with that one
The 1912 Bastard
The Tobacconist Bastard
The Original Bastard
Travel back in time to the year 1912, and place yourself right in the middle of an old rustic general store. Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and enjoy everything from the fresh cedar wood floors under your feet, to the bags of fresh coffee on the shelves. You can almost touch the rich leather products and the hemp filled sacks of sweet tobacco in the room. This beard balm will make you feel like a true bastard from the 1900’s. Or you'll smell like you live in an antique store.
The Original Bastard
The Tobacconist Bastard
The Original Bastard
Last but not least is the basic bastard. You get all the glorious benefits of our luxurious balm blend, Shea Butter, Coco butter, white bees wax, bayberry wax, almond oil, avocado oil, rice brand oil, hazelnut oil, hemp seed oil, apricot oil, castor oil, grape seed oil, jojoba oil, argan oil, and vitamin E, but with a very clean and fresh aroma. I’d have to say that fresh out of the barbershop smell. After applying this oil. not responsible for all the ridiculous amount of compliments!
The Tobacconist Bastard
The Tobacconist Bastard
Mustache Wax (Med Hold)
My Tobacconist bastard beard balm is filled with nostalgia and a touch a sweetness. Similar to the scent of a tobacco pipe, this balm will take you back to days spent with Grandpa as a kid. A perfect manly aroma.
Hints of cherry and vanilla, fresh tobacco leaves and a pinch of black pepper.
Mustache Wax (Med Hold)
Mustache Wax (Med Hold)
Mustache Wax (Med Hold)
NEW NEW NEW
Luxurious Bastard mustache wax medium hold The 1oz tin contains premium organic beeswax and Shea butter along with my 9 luxurious Oil blend and essential oil's. A true classic smell like spiced red tea and leather.
The Rustic Bastard
Mustache Wax (Med Hold)
The Rustic Bastard
Close your eyes and walk deep into the woods...until you stumble upon an rustic old cabin. As you walk up to it and open the door then step inside... your instantly greeted with a warm smokey deep scent. You glance around the room and notice the rich birch wood floors are lightly covered in golden hay. You see and smell a candle burning on a table next to a chair....smells ever so slight of cinnamon... Immediately you decide to walk over and sit down in the warn old leather chair, and notice a glass of ginger citrus scented rum sitting on a solid sandalwood table and leaning against the glass is a briar wood pipe filled with fresh tobacco. You tilt you head back and take a deep breath drawing it all in..........Welcome to the Rustic Bastard
The Vintage Bastard
The Bilberry Bastard
The Bilberry Bastard
The Vintage Bastard
Another Complex profile by yours truly. The best way to describe this one is if you could imagine what a distinguished gentleman from the 20'-30's might have worn. A classic yet smooth profile with a pinch of bite. You can expect to hear "Ohhhh...what is that your wearing" Enjoy it my friends
The Bilberry Bastard
The Bilberry Bastard
The Bilberry Bastard
The Bilberry Bastard
I believe this is going to be another signature profile like my 1912. Sometime you have to mix up things a little "out of the box"
Fresh Smashed blueberries and fine Italian leather and 3 other secret ingredients for the perfect twist. Get ready to take a breath and say WOW....Oh man...WOW.......Just WOW. Its definitively interestingly interesting....Hmmmm..Wait....What???
Seasonal Collection Ends Dec 15th
The Harvest Bastard
The Harvest Bastard
The Harvest Bastard
The Harvest Bastard
Imagine walking down a forest lined road on a cool Sunday morning. You can smell the transition from summer to winter in the air, when the leafs start turning shades of orange.... The Harvest Bastard is bright and crisp with notes of fig, caramel, and a splash of coffee & cinnamon lead to more earthy finish.
The Cozy Bastard
The Harvest Bastard
The Harvest Bastard
The Cozy Bastard
You walked into grandmas house on a cold winter day, as she just pulled out a hot apple pie. She hands you a hot cup of spiced pumpkin latte coffee, you grab a cozy warm blanket and go snuggle up in a chair next to the crackling fireplace. Take your shoes off...kick your feet up and enjoy the cozy bastard. This is a comple
The Cozy Bastard
You walked into grandmas house on a cold winter day, as she just pulled out a hot apple pie. She hands you a hot cup of spiced pumpkin latte coffee, you grab a cozy warm blanket and go snuggle up in a chair next to the crackling fireplace. Take your shoes off...kick your feet up and enjoy the cozy bastard. This is a complex blend, apples, spiced pumpkin, Colombian coffee, rum and hints of sandalwood and birch...and finishing it off is the Notorious OUD oil.
The Holiday Bastard
The Harvest Bastard
The Holiday Bastard
The Holiday Bastard
Delight your senses with the aroma reminiscent of a fresh cut Christmas tree, and not your boring old “smells like pine”… but rather the full delicious scent of a big blue spruce adorned with peppermint candy canes. Take in the bark, the needles, the garland and even the damn Christmas ornaments. Oh wait an min…. is tha
The Holiday Bastard
Delight your senses with the aroma reminiscent of a fresh cut Christmas tree, and not your boring old “smells like pine”… but rather the full delicious scent of a big blue spruce adorned with peppermint candy canes. Take in the bark, the needles, the garland and even the damn Christmas ornaments. Oh wait an min…. is that grandmas hot apple pie? Well gentlemen, this could be Christmas in a bottle.
New Soothing Bastard Butter
The Soothing Bastard Butter SOLD OUT MORE ON THE WAY 2-16-2020
My butter is so soft.......don't stare at it too hard..... because it might melt.
Great for after the shower before bed, as my butter was created to not only restore rejuvenate and re-hydrate...But it packed full of ingredients to help induce a better calming sleep. I would chill the 2oz can for a few min's before using...then store in a cool dry place. This was created for night time but can be worn at any time really. The Soothing Bastard is blended using Soft sweet bergamot, touch of warm vanilla cream, with notes of sexy sandalwood, lavender & Roman Chamomile. My butter contains ZERO wax. Repair Rehydrate Restore.
Past Limited Releases
The Alfresco Bastard
The Distinguished Bastard
The Distinguished Bastard
The Alfresco Bastard
Get Them While You Can
This is a super light & fresh blend of suede, white rose, cedar wood, sandal wood, saffron, thyme, white tea, lily-of-the-valley, fresh lemon & a touch amber with musk. A breath of fresh air.
The Distinguished Bastard
The Distinguished Bastard
The Distinguished Bastard
The Distinguished Bastard
Been holding onto this for quite a while!
Its smells simple, But has a complex build list of Smoky black pepper, clove, saffron, bergamot, orange, patchouli, smoked tonka, glowing embers, guaiacwood, & light vanilla
Making this a very masculine, yet distinguished profile; sweet,soft,sexy,smoky,woody aroma. (Cologne-Like)
The Bad A$$ Bastard
The Distinguished Bastard
The Bad A$$ Bastard
The Bad A$$ Bastard
(Limited Batch Run)
how does fresh leather, Sweet Kentucky bourbon blended up with ripe tobacco carefully mixed with some good all fashion gun powder and yes the notorious OUD WOOD STANK!!
Dropping Sunday 3-15-2020
The Refined Bastard
The Refined Bastard
The Bad A$$ Bastard
The Refined Bastard (Limited Batch Run)
Another amazing creation using leather wood smoke Cuban tobacco coffee Pinkberry and the Legendary OUD. Like most of my stuff my creations are unique and hard to describe you pretty much have to experience it it’s in the name.
Releasing Sunday 3-15-2020
The Baked Bastard
The Refined Bastard
The Baked Bastard
The Baked Bastard
Imagine walking into your moms or your grandma’s house during the holidays. Fresh baked warm cookies fill the air. Just makes you go Yum. Introducing the baked bastard. Hints of burnt sugar and cookies and gram crackers.
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The Sexy Bastard
The Refined Bastard
The Baked Bastard
The Sexy Bastard
My Date Night profile!! It opens with notes of fresh soft juicy fruits, then turns into vibrant layers resting on a base consisting of vanilla, exotic woods and musk, women are gonna be like....Damn who smells so SEXY!!
The Dark Bastard
The Southern Bastard (OUD)
The Southern Bastard (OUD)
The Dark Bastard
Deep Dark profile, using soft bergamot, black pepper, cinnamon leaf, wild jasmine, fresh cypress, Australia cedar wood, and a splash dark musk with a Luxurious secret twist....Masculine alluring and sexy.
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The Southern Bastard (OUD)
The Southern Bastard (OUD)
The Southern Bastard (OUD)
The Southern Bastard
(Sunday 1-26-2020 12 Noon PST)
This is a fresh peach pulled front the tree orchard mixed with the legendary OUD oil and a dash of cinnamon leaf.
So fresh and clean you can
smell the peach fuzz.
The Trusted Bastard
The Southern Bastard (OUD)
The Trusted Bastard
The Trusted Bastard
Dan C Bearded Collaboration
Created by Sam C & Myself
Starts using 3.... yes 3 types of vanilla including Tahitian vanilla, then carefully Blended with Australian sandalwood,pink berry and 100% organic Ginger essential oil. For a Very a unique profile.
Coming Sunday 1-12-2020
The Natural Bastard
The Luxurious Bastard
The Trusted Bastard
The Natural Bastard
This one has been asked for since the beginning. So here it is..all the luxurious goodness of my other beard balms but un-scented. I made this one just a pinch softer and easier to work with.
The Luxurious Bastard
The Luxurious Bastard
The Luxurious Bastard
The Luxurious Bastard
This my friends is currently my favorite creation in the Luxurious line. The profile is pure and simple.....SEXY WOODS
Deep...Sweet...Intoxicating. Not responsible for any babies being made while wearing this blend. I also added just a touch more Moroccan Argan & Castor oil to this blend. Enjoy...
Ultra Limited Command Balms
The Command Bastard Balm
Limited Runs
Imagine yourself walking in a lush vanilla bean field on a warm day. The field is surrounded by wildflowers and the breeze hits your face leaving you feeling fresh and relaxed. Inhale this luxurious smell and put it in your beard knowing that each time you inhale you'll be taken back to that field.
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