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The Diamond Hand Collaboration
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The Diamond Hand Bastard
It's an honor to bring you this collaboration with Glauber Contessoto AKA The DogeCoin Millionaire!! His profile uses Tobacco,Vanilla,Dried Accords, Cedarwood, Sandalwood,Cacao, Dark Musk. This profile is strait up FIRE!!! Also we plan one doing something bad a$$ with the run of this for the first 30days. Every order placed for the next 30 days after the release containing the Diamond Hand will get you a Physical raffle ticket entering you into a giveaway!! 1st Place winner will get 1000 Dodge Coins 2nd Place winner gets $100 Gift Certificate 3rd Place Gets $50 Gift Certificate....And who knows what else we might giveaway on the Live Stream. It will be hosted by Us & The DogeCoinMillionaire over on his youtube channel https://www.youtube.com/c/THEDOGECOINMILLIONAIRE/videos Make sure to head over to his channel and Subscribe + turn on notifications.
Luxurious Oil's Balm's Butter's
The Staples (Regular Stocked Line)
The Legendary Bastard
Agarwood is a fragrant dark resinous wood used in incense, perfume, and small carvings. It is formed in the heartwood of aquilaria trees when they become infected with a type of mold (Phialophora parasitica). Prior to infection, the heartwood is odourless, relatively light and pale coloured; however, as the infection progresses, the tree produces a dark aromatic resin, in response to the attack, which results in a very dense, dark, resin-embedded heartwood. The resin-embedded wood is valued in Arabic-middle eastern culture for its distinctive fragrance, and thus is used for incense and perfumes.
The Sacred Bastard
Rich notes Palo Santo wood, cedar wood, black oak, pink peppercorn, warm amber and white musk. It's a soothing masculine woodsy scent.
The Chakra Bastard ( 6-19-22)
This is the 2nd profile of the holistic series. This one has Charred Indian OUD, Madagascar Vanilla, Magnolia Leaf, Cedar, Saffron, Light Musk, Dark Musk, Seaweed, and cured Tobacco. You.....yes YOU need to own this one! No joke.
The Classy Bastard
If Classy had a profile it would start with Peru balsam, Dry Oak, Tonka, Oud, Teak wood and finish with a splash of Dark Musk. This is in my Top five already! hope it ends up in yours.
The Dark Bastard
Deep Dark profile, using soft bergamot, black pepper, cinnamon leaf, wild jasmine, fresh cypress, Australia cedar wood, and a splash dark musk with a Luxurious secret twist....Masculine alluring and sexy.
The Luxurious Bastard
This my friends is currently my favorite creation in the Luxurious line. The profile is pure and simple.....SEXY WOODS Deep...Sweet...Intoxicating. Not responsible for any babies being made while wearing this blend. I also added just a touch more Moroccan Argan & Castor oil to this blend. Enjoy...
The Colombian Bastard
This is not just coffee in a bottle. You know me.....3 types of coffee oil, some espresso, and a touch of vanilla cinnamon and the extra luxurious secret ingredients for a twist. This is a walk into a Coffee bistro deep complex STRONG profile. Not for the weak!!
The Sweet Bastard
Close your eyes and imagine yourself walking through a massive orange grove in full bloom, while sipping on a ice cold freshly squeezed glass of lemonade, Not paying attention you accidentally step into a small pile of juicy limes then causing you trip and fall into a giant basket of pink grapefruit. This is what the Sweet Bastard experience is all about. **Note** using this beard oil might be safer than trying to re create the above.
The Curious Bastard
This is my very first creation in my line, and the name says it all. When you first crack open this bottle and take a whiff, the first thing you will be thinking is "Oh this is interesting" You won't be able to stop smelling it. Blended with hints of frankincense, cinnamon, clove and more. It's just one damn curious aroma.
The D-Lux Bastard
Thicker and more luxurious! This blend will be a bit pricey, However you get what you pay for and, the aroma is going to be fan-freaking-tastic. If you like a good Jägerbomb, Then you’re going to LOVE this Blend (spiced black liquor) The D-lux Bastard is one of the thicker oil's on the market. I guarantee you will work this in and say WOW. The smell is so unique. Chewing on black Liquorice dipped in cinnamon with a hint of coffee and allspice.
The Holy Bastard
This my friends is the most biblical beard oil in the world. The holy of holies, were talking about the same oil the great wise men used on there glorious beards, possibly even Jesus himself. Not really, but I'd like to think so. We pulled out all the stops on this one and blended a handful of sacred oils like, frankincense, myrrh, sandalwood, cedarwood, cypress to name a few. Apply this oil and you might be touched by the hand of GOD... I went a little too far with that one.
The 1912 Bastard
Travel back in time to the year 1912, and place yourself right in the middle of an old rustic general store. Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and enjoy everything from the fresh cedar wood floors under your feet, to the bags of fresh coffee on the shelves. You can almost touch the rich leather products and the hemp filled sacks of sweet tobacco in the room. This one will make you feel like a true bastard from the 1900’s. Or you'll smell like you live in an antique store.
The Original Bastard
Last but not least is the original bastard. You get all the glorious benefits of our luxurious beard oil blend, almond oil, avocado oil, rice brand oil, hazelnut oil, hemp seed oil, apricot oil, castor oil, grape seed oil, jojoba oil, argan oil, and vitamin E, but with a very clean and fresh aroma. I’d have to say that fresh out of the barbershop smell. After applying this oil, I’m not responsible for all the ridiculous amount of compliments you get on your glorious beard!
The Tobacconist Bastard
My Tobacconist bastard beard oil is filled with nostalgia and a touch a sweetness. Similar to the scent of a tobacco pipe, this oil will take you back to days spent with Grandpa as a kid. A perfect manly aroma. Hints of cherry and vanilla and a pinch of black pepper.
The Rustic Bastard
Close your eyes and walk deep into the woods...until you stumble upon an rustic old cabin. As you walk up to it and open the door then step inside... your instantly greeted with a warm smokey deep scent. You glance around the room and notice the rich birch wood floors are lightly covered in golden hay. You see an smell a candle burning on a table next to a chair....smells ever so slight of cinnamon... Immediately you decide to walk over and sit down in the warn old leather chair, and notice a glass of ginger citrus scented rum sitting on a solid sandalwood table and leaning against the glass is a briar wood pipe filled with fresh tobacco. You tilt you head back and take a deep breath drawing it all in..........
The Vintage Bastard
Another Complex profile by yours truly. The best way to describe this one is if you could imagine what a distinguished gentleman from the 20'-30's might have worn. A classic yet smooth profile with a pinch of bite. You can expect to hear "Ohhhh...what is that your wearing" Enjoy it my friends.
The Bilberry Bastard
I believe this is going to be another signature profile like my 1912. Sometime you have to mix up things a little "out of the box" Fresh Smashed blueberries and fine Italian leather and 3 other secret ingredients for the perfect twist. Get ready to take a breath and say WOW....Oh man...WOW.......Just WOW.
Luxurious Bastard Growth Serum
Grow grow grow.... my luxurious growth serum when applied every night before bed onto the skin underneath your beard, will help promote blood flow to your hair follicles which will in turn increase beard growth and actually make the hair feel and look a little thicker. You might smell like a salad but I can think of worse things to smell like. rinse out in the morning in the shower, then apply your beard oil and your beard balm as normal.
The Natural Bastard
This one has been asked for since the beginning. So here it is..all the luxurious goodness of my other beard balms but un-scented. I made this one just a pinch softer and easier to work with. BuyNow
Mustache Wax (Med Hold)
Luxurious Bastard mustache wax medium hold The 1oz tin contains premium organic beeswax and Shea butter along with my 9 luxurious Oil blend and essential oil's. 2 Profiles (1912 & Vintage)
Available Until SOLD OUT
The Fantastic Bastard (Limited Run 6-26-22 )
The name says it all on this one really. You're gonna open it up...take a wiff and say.....Damn that's Freaking Fantastic!! Inspired by "The Graceful Bastard" using Australian blackberries cranberry and a splash of blueberry mixed with a few fresh herbs for a truly refreshing bright mixture that you will have you addicted in no time.
The Papa Bastard (New 6-19-2022) -> Watch The Video Here <--
This is a Fathers day blend created by YOU all my amazing customers. What a great Idea! Here is what you all asked for. Amber, Smooth Bourbon, Smoked Wood, Tobacco, Leather, Musk, Vanilla, OUD & I used 2 secret Luxurious Kickers in this one to set it off the chart! If the feedback is 1000% Ill make a full run of matching Butters and Balms. Enjoy Gentlemen! And Happy Fathers Day!!!
The Sexy Bastard (Limited Batch Run) 6-12-22
My Date Night profile!! It opens with notes of fresh soft juicy fruits, then turns into vibrant layers resting on a base consisting of vanilla, exotic woods and musk, women are gonna be like....Damn who smells so SEXY!!
The Graceful Bastard Back For A Big Limited Run Release Sunday 6-12-2022
A Special profile of Australian blackberry, sweet sandalwood, And a touch of lavender and chamomile.
The Sleepy Bastard (limited Release) 45 Bottles 6-12-22
This can be worn at anytime, However I recommend after the shower before bed. Listen to this lineup of essential oil's. Lavender oil, Tangerine Oil, Bergamot Oil, Geranium Oil, Cypress Oil, Frankincense Oil & Chamomile Oil. I'm falling asleep a I type this out...LOL
The Vetiver Man (5-29-22)
A sexy slightly woodsy profile using rich blend of cedar, vetiver, dark amber, fresh bergamot & finishing off with touches of clove and Vanilla. A true gentlemen's profile.
The Casual Bastard (5-22-20220)
Smooth bergamot and cardamom, Warm incense, frankincense & myrrh dark musky cashmere and orris dry accords also hints of citrus and a light balsamic note. This was Select Reserve L
The Freyja Bastard (6-5-2022)
The Latest of the Norse Series) Freyja is a goddess associated with love, beauty, fertility, sex, war, gold, and magic for seeing and influencing the future. I feel like this profile is the essence of just that! Starts off with a dark sweet mysterious smokey musk, Sweet Nectar, Oak Moss, Patchouli, Earthy Notes, Dragon's Tears, sandalwood & light vanilla. Def a must try!!
The Southern Bastard (5-8-2022)
This is a fresh peach pulled front the tree orchard mixed with the legendary OUD oil and a dash of cinnamon leaf. So fresh and clean you can smell the peach fuzz.
The Greenwood Bastard (5-8-2022)
Starts off with rich cedarwood base a splash of lemon grass, bergamot, lilac, frankincense, and white and dark musk. I have to be honest; this is my new favorite profile. Perfect for any occasion.
The Black Beard Bastard (Sunday May 1st)
If a Pirate had a fragrant this would be it. Spiced Bay Rum, Dark Coconut, Kentucky Bourbon, Aged Oak , Fresh Cedar, Dried Canabis, Kumquat and a splash of OUD Agar wood oil. Things that make you go Arrrrhhhhhhhh
The OudBerry Bastard (Sunday May 1st)
Another super fresh and complex blend using fresh blueberries, Australian sandalwood, cedar wood, White Musk, Freesia, Finishing with a touch of Amber and a healthy dose of Agarwood oil (OUD) Dare I say a Luxurious MASTERPIECE.
The Valhalla Bastard (4-9-2022)
Last but not least in the Norse themed run, I bring you the ship taking all the greats to the gates!! Wooden soaked planks, smooth oakmoss, sandalwood, Cedar wood, Madagascar vanilla, patchouli, mulled Orange Peels, Sea Salt. Close your eyes and get lost in this Masterpiece.
The Ragnarok Bastard (4-9-2022)
Simply another Bad A$$ profile to fill in the Norse series. Starts With A Dark Sultry floral-citrus Blend with Birch Tar, rose, lily Of The Nile,Nag Champa,Vanilla-musk & A Spicy Dry Patchouli Topper. Simply a Must have in the collection.
The Berserker Bastard (6-5-2022)
Spicy Medieval mix of Ylang Ylang, mysterious dark Jasmine, Freesia, Orris, Dark Vanilla, Leather, Oud Wood, Ambergris, Musk & Oak Moss. Another Masterpiece!!
The Odin Bastard (More Oil 6-5-2022)
Staying along the Viking theme I give you Odin....Odin has many names and is the god of both war and death. Half of the warriors who die in battle are taken to his hall of Valhalla. He is the one-eyed All-Father, who sacrificed his eye in order to see everything that happens in the world. So This profile is blended with Birch, Cedar, Embers, Patchouli, Honey, OUD, Musk and a little bit of sweet tears.
The Woodsman Bastard (New Profile 2-20-2022)
I wanted to create something different but woodsy. Earthy, rich, fresh...Definitely reminiscent of being outdoors in the woods or and old lumbermill. 3 different Cedars, Sandalwood, Spruce, Earth, Oak Moss, Rain, And a VERY RARE secret kicker ingredient!! Don't Miss out on this one.
The Viking Bastard
This is not for the faint of heart! A Manly powerful profile, rich in earthly elements. Frankincense, Dark Oak, Suede, Dark Musk, Patchouli, German Myrrh, OUD, Driftwood, Blood Sweat and Dragons Tears. This is going to feel and smell like a WARRIOR!! I even added bits of real panther...lol No....Not really
The Manly Bastard (1-23-2022)
Pure Luxurious goodness on this one. Sandalwood, Dry Tobacco, Vanilla, Frankincense, Amber, Cedar and Musk. This is a must have for everyone!!
***Warning after applying this oil you might be able to cut down trees with your bare hands***
The Kraken Bastard (New 12-19-2021)
Another one from my leather series. Very unique blend of aged leather, fresh apple, black pepper, OUD & bourbon. Dare I say this might be a signature scent?? Maybe scent of the year for 2022??
The Defined Bastard (12-12-2021)
This profile is comprised of Crushed Cranberry, Aged leather, Royal OUD, Fig Leaf, Light Musk, & a luxurious twist. This is one that will change from bottle to beard & throughout the day.
I would say safe for all occasions.
The Baywood Bastard
A Fantastic blend of Australian Sandalwood, Bay leaf, Cuban Tobacco, Hawaiian Sandalwood, Suede, Dark Musk, Oak, and a pinch of OUD This is so good, I might keep it year-round!! Make sure to Let me know
The Holistic Bastard
The Last of the Holistic Profiles. Starts off with Hemp, Nag Champa, Frankincense, Dark Patchouli, Amber, Charcoal, Cedar, OUD, Both Light/Dark Musk to smooth it out. Drops the MIC!! Enjoy Gentleman.
The Mystic Bastard
One of 2 possible 3 Planned legendary and mesmerizing Profiles, starting off with an interesting oriental blend of sweet tobacco, carnal leather and precious woods. Smooth scent notes of Oud, Tobacco, Gurjum, Leather, Cedarwood, Patchouli, Amber, Vanilla....So Imagine walking into a holistic shop on a lazy Saturday afternoon, The room filled full of positive vibes. Thats the amazing notes of the Mystic Bastard.
BaccoBay Bastard
A Manly Sophisticated fresh mix of bay leaf, fir needle, black sandalwood, cedarwood, hickory, bergamot, Cuban tobacco, OUD & dry accords
The Romantic Bastard (8-8-21)
This one I created for my far away friend Mr. Kilby as a custom called "HER" Has a special meaning for him. I'm bringing this limited batch to you for a 2nd Time.... Its sexy mix of sweet coffee, vanilla, cream, Pink Pepper, orange blossom, cedarwood, and a hint light patchouli. Not responsible for any babies made while your wearing The Romantic Bastard.
The Poseidon Bastard
I'm pretty sure if the Greek GOD Poseidon had an aroma this would be it!!
Top Note: Ambrette oil that wraps the fragrance with an aura of sophistication.
Middle Note: Sea Salt Fragrance brings both texture and a sense of freshness.
Base Note: Sage Woody with earthy, aromatic tones that bring a natural depth.
Topping this all off with a hint of vanilla & OUD Agar Wood.
The Soothing Bastard Beard Butter
This was created for night time but can be worn at any time really.
Soft sweet bergamot, touch of warm vanilla cream, with notes of soft sandalwood,
lavender & Chamomile. My butter contains ZERO wax. Repair Rehydrate Restore.
The Sweet Grove
A fresh spring time cologne mix of fresh clementine leaves, Dry accords, Australian orange blossom, white musk, Sandalwood, & a hint of Agar wood. (OUD) Men and women are both going to enjoy this blend.
The TCVC Bastard
Deep complex combination of Fresh tobacco, dark roasted Coffee, warm Vanilla and a bright delicious Cherry. You wont be disappointed!
The Seductive Bastard
Its starts off with sultry amber mixed with Oak, Smokey Guaiac Wood, Australian Cedar Wood, Musk, Indian Sandalwood, & A little Tahitian vanilla, Tonka Bean...And That good Old OUD Stank!!! This is very exotic. This is one of my personal Favorites.
(Warning) Not responsible for any babies made while wearing this oil.
The Havana Bastard
Blended with a dry tobacco leaf & Australian sandalwood with a splash of cedar wood to bring it all together. Imagine yourself stepping inside a cigar box.... deep underground in a gentlemen's speakeasy. This is Havana a Sensuous Masculine Profile.
VIP Collaboration Oil's
The Command Bastard Oil
The NoBS Bastard Beard Oil
The NoBS Bastard Beard Oil
A collaboration with Dan C Bearded.
Imagine yourself walking in a lush vanilla bean field on a warm day. The field is surrounded by wildflowers and the breeze hits your face leaving you feeling fresh and relaxed. Inhale this luxurious smell and put it in your beard knowing that each time you inhale you'll be taken back to that field.
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The NoBS Bastard Beard Oil
The NoBS Bastard Beard Oil
The NoBS Bastard Beard Oil
A collaboration with Matt "NoBs Beard Reviews", we came up with this luxurious blend. In his words he describes it as A take on the classic southern mint julep, with hints of sweet bourbon, crisp mint, and a bit of smoke to add complexity. A word of warning, you might want to pour it in a glass and sip on it. No JK please do not do that.
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The BTS Bastard Beard Oil
The NoBS Bastard Beard Oil
The BTS Bastard Beard Oil
A collaboration with "Beard Times With Scott", we came up with this luxurious blend & is starts off with Lavender oil bringing in a sandalwood middle note and finishing with a dark patchouli. This is definitively a great blend and thank you Scott with working with me on the combination! I make these fresh to order so get yours now.
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