All of my oils Balm's & Butter's are hand mixed in very small batches and bottled/poured by me, a bearded man for the bearded man and not a bunch of bald faced marketing babies. Yup, Pure luxury here Gents. I mean Just look at my base oil list. (Almond oil, Avocado oil, Rice brand oil, Hazelnut oil, Hemp seed oil, Apricot oil, Castor oil, Grape seed oil, Jojoba oil, Argan oil, Vitamin E, & our Luxurious essential oil blend) I use nothing but the finest here. (Shea Butter, Coco butter, White Bees Wax, Bayberry Wax, Almond oil, Avocado oil, Rice brand oil, Hazelnut oil, Hemp seed oil, Apricot oil, Castor oil, Grape seed oil, Jojoba oil, Argan oil, Vitamin E, and our Luxurious essential oil blend) ...BooooooM. Enjoy Gentlemen!
The Harvest Bastard
Imagine walking down a forest lined road on a cool Sunday morning. You can smell the transition from summer to winter in the air, when the leaves start turning shades of orange.... The Harvest Bastard is bright and crisp with notes of fig, caramel, and a splash of coffee & cinnamon lead to more earthy finish.
The Holiday Bastard (Back Nov 2021)
So I wanted to change things up and FLEX a little bit on this new Holiday profile. Been mixing & trying different things for about 2 months until I finally nailed it. This is not your typical grandmas Christmas carol anymore. This is now what I would call "TRADITIONAL OLD WORLD" Christmas. Listen to this profile and brace yourself. Fresh cut blue spruce, Cedarwood, Apple, Mountain Air, Peru Balsam, Dark Musk, Peppermint, fresh green pine, Earthy notes, Juniper, Cannabis, Colombian Espresso & Finally OUD Agar wood. Need I say more. I am defiantly bringing a different twist to the traditional Holiday scent. Grab your Christmas gear and triple espresso, throw another log on the fire, turn up the music and go.
The Baywood Bastard (Bottle B)
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A Fantastic blend using Australian Sandalwood, Bay leaf, Cuban Tobacco, Hawaiian Sandalwood, Suede, Dark Musk, Oak, and a pinch of OUD
This is so good, I might keep it year-round!! Make sure to Let me know
The Autumn Bastard (Bottle A)
This is the 2nd Profile of 4 planned for this years sesonal's. ( Watch Video) This is a deep complex profile that literally smells like Autumn in a bottle. Dark & Light Patchouli, Blue spruce, basil, clove, Australian sandalwood, fig, cranberry, magnolia leaf, Amber,& OUD wood. Once you open this open and get it in your beard...It will make you say WOW!!
The Wondrous Bastard (Bottle D)
This is the 3rd Profile of 4 planned for this years sesonal's. ( Watch Video)
This Profile is another deer rich mix starting off with Chestnut, mahogany, pomegranate, dry tobacco, cranberry, sage, green fig & a splash of Colombian coffee to round it out.
Truly making this another perfect addition to the fall season!
The Golden Bastard (Bottle G)
This is the 4th Profile of
4 planned for this years sesonal's.
If Golden had a scent profile...This would be it. Starts off with fresh Mackintosh apple, Greenwoods, Cedarwood, balsam, pine needle, sage and a splash of kentucky Bourbon.
The Dark Bastard
Deep Dark profile, using soft bergamot, black pepper, cinnamon leaf, wild jasmine, fresh cypress, Australia cedar wood, and a splash dark musk with a Luxurious secret twist....Masculine alluring and sexy.
The Luxurious Bastard
This my friends is currently my favorite creation in the Luxurious line. The profile is pure and simple.....SEXY WOODS Deep...Sweet...Intoxicating. Not responsible for any babies being made while wearing this blend. I also added just a touch more Moroccan Argan & Castor oil to this blend. Enjoy...
The Colombian Bastard
This is not just coffee in a bottle. You know me.....3 types of coffee oil, some espresso, and a touch of vanilla cinnamon and the extra luxurious secret ingredients for a twist. This is a walk into a Coffee bistro deep complex STRONG profile. Not for the weak!!
The Sweet Bastard
Close your eyes and imagine yourself walking through a massive orange grove in full bloom, while sipping on a ice cold freshly squeezed glass of lemonade, Not paying attention you accidentally step into a small pile of juicy limes then causing you trip and fall into a giant basket of pink grapefruit. This is what the Sweet Bastard experience is all about. **Note** using this beard oil might be safer than trying to re create the above.
The Curious Bastard
This is my very first creation in my line, and the name says it all. When you first crack open this bottle and take a whiff, the first thing you will be thinking is "Oh this is interesting" You won't be able to stop smelling it. Blended with hints of frankincense, cinnamon, clove and more. It's just one damn curious aroma.
The D-Lux Bastard
Thicker and more luxurious! This blend will be a bit pricey, However you get what you pay for and, the aroma is going to be fan-freaking-tastic. If you like a good Jägerbomb, Then you’re going to LOVE this Blend (spiced black liquor) The D-lux Bastard is one of the thicker oil's on the market. I guarantee you will work this in and say WOW. The smell is so unique. Chewing on black Liquorice dipped in cinnamon with a hint of coffee and allspice.
The Holy Bastard
This my friends is the most biblical beard oil in the world. The holy of holies, were talking about the same oil the great wise men used on there glorious beards, possibly even Jesus himself. Not really, but I'd like to think so. We pulled out all the stops on this one and blended a handful of sacred oils like, frankincense, myrrh, sandalwood, cedarwood, cypress to name a few. Apply this oil and you might be touched by the hand of GOD... I went a little too far with that one.
The 1912 Bastard
Travel back in time to the year 1912, and place yourself right in the middle of an old rustic general store. Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and enjoy everything from the fresh cedar wood floors under your feet, to the bags of fresh coffee on the shelves. You can almost touch the rich leather products and the hemp filled sacks of sweet tobacco in the room. This one will make you feel like a true bastard from the 1900’s. Or you'll smell like you live in an antique store.
The Original Bastard
Last but not least is the original bastard. You get all the glorious benefits of our luxurious beard oil blend, almond oil, avocado oil, rice brand oil, hazelnut oil, hemp seed oil, apricot oil, castor oil, grape seed oil, jojoba oil, argan oil, and vitamin E, but with a very clean and fresh aroma. I’d have to say that fresh out of the barbershop smell. After applying this oil, I’m not responsible for all the ridiculous amount of compliments you get on your glorious beard!
The Tobacconist Bastard
My Tobacconist bastard beard oil is filled with nostalgia and a touch a sweetness. Similar to the scent of a tobacco pipe, this oil will take you back to days spent with Grandpa as a kid. A perfect manly aroma. Hints of cherry and vanilla and a pinch of black pepper.
The Rustic Bastard
Close your eyes and walk deep into the woods...until you stumble upon an rustic old cabin. As you walk up to it and open the door then step inside... your instantly greeted with a warm smokey deep scent. You glance around the room and notice the rich birch wood floors are lightly covered in golden hay. You see an smell a candle burning on a table next to a chair....smells ever so slight of cinnamon... Immediately you decide to walk over and sit down in the warn old leather chair, and notice a glass of ginger citrus scented rum sitting on a solid sandalwood table and leaning against the glass is a briar wood pipe filled with fresh tobacco. You tilt you head back and take a deep breath drawing it all in..........
The Vintage Bastard
Another Complex profile by yours truly. The best way to describe this one is if you could imagine what a distinguished gentleman from the 20'-30's might have worn. A classic yet smooth profile with a pinch of bite. You can expect to hear "Ohhhh...what is that your wearing" Enjoy it my friends.
The Bilberry Bastard
I believe this is going to be another signature profile like my 1912. Sometime you have to mix up things a little "out of the box" Fresh Smashed blueberries and fine Italian leather and 3 other secret ingredients for the perfect twist. Get ready to take a breath and say WOW....Oh man...WOW.......Just WOW.
Luxurious Bastard Growth Serum
Grow grow grow.... my luxurious growth serum when applied every night before bed onto the skin underneath your beard, will help promote blood flow to your hair follicles which will in turn increase beard growth and actually make the hair feel and look a little thicker. You might smell like a salad but I can think of worse things to smell like. rinse out in the morning in the shower, then apply your beard oil and your beard balm as normal.
The Natural Bastard
This one has been asked for since the beginning. So here it is..all the luxurious goodness of my other beard balms but un-scented. I made this one just a pinch softer and easier to work with. BuyNow
Mustache Wax (Med Hold)
Luxurious Bastard mustache wax medium hold The 1oz tin contains premium organic beeswax and Shea butter along with my 9 luxurious Oil blend and essential oil's. A true classic smell like spiced red tea and leather.
The Barboski Bastard
Old meets new, imagine walking into a barbershop after your haircut the barber spritz you with a clean refreshing cologne, says to you this is one of my favorites I call it The Barboski. This blend it’s very light and refreshing little bit of Bergamont, cool mint, lavender, splash of lemon and green accord. Finishing with some Sandalwood Cedarwood Amber and a nice Musk. The Barboski will make you feel like you’re ready for your date or a night on the town.
The Sacred Bastard
Rich notes Palo Santo wood, cedar wood, black oak, pink peppercorn, warm amber and white musk. It's a soothing masculine woodsy scent.
A Manly Sophisticated fresh mix of bay leaf, fir needle, black sandalwood, cedarwood, hickory, bergamot, Cuban tobacco, OUD & dry accords
The Cool Bastard
The Date Night Blend for sure. This is my version of the Cool Water Cologne. Fresh and sharp, simple and very masculine. Top notes include mint and green nuances, lavender, coriander and rosemary. The heart notes include geranium, neroli, jasmine and sandalwood. The base is composed of cedarwood, musk, amber and tobacco.
The Romantic Bastard (8-8-21)
This one I created for my far away friend Mr. Kilby as a custom called "HER" Has a special meaning for him. I'm bringing this limited batch to you for a 2nd Time.... Its sexy mix of sweet coffee, vanilla, cream, Pink Pepper, orange blossom, cedarwood, and a hint light patchouli. Not responsible for any babies made while your wearing The Romantic Bastard.
The Poseidon Bastard
I'm pretty sure if the Greek GOD Poseidon had an aroma this would be it!!
Top Note: Ambrette oil that wraps the fragrance with an aura of sophistication.
Middle Note: Sea Salt Fragrance brings both texture and a sense of freshness.
Base Note: Sage Woody with earthy, aromatic tones that bring a natural depth.
Topping this all off with a hint of vanilla & OUD Agar Wood.
The Soothing Bastard Beard Butter
This was created for night time but can be worn at any time really.
Soft sweet bergamot, touch of warm vanilla cream, with notes of soft sandalwood,
lavender & Chamomile. My butter contains ZERO wax. Repair Rehydrate Restore.
The Sweet Grove
A fresh spring time cologne mix of fresh clementine leaves, Dry accords, Australian orange blossom, white musk, Sandalwood, & a hint of Agar wood. (OUD) Men and women are both going to enjoy this blend.
The Baked Bastard
Imagine walking into your moms or your grandma’s house during the holidays. Fresh baked warm cookies fill the air. Just makes you go Yum. Introducing the baked bastard. Hints of burnt sugar and cookies and gram crackers. This is a Limited batch, So when its gone....It will be quite a while before it returns.
The TCVC Bastard
Deep complex combination of Fresh tobacco, dark roasted Coffee, warm Vanilla and a bright delicious Cherry. You wont be disappointed!
The Backwoods Bastard
Sexy lumberjack in a bottle. This new build profile starts off with rich leather, lavender, geranium, Cypress, Sandalwood, Crushed suede, dark musk, tobacco and a splash of a little secret luxurious twist that brings it all together.
The Greenwood Bastard
Starts off with rich cedarwood base a splash of lemon grass, bergamot, lilac, frankincense, and white and dark musk. I have to be honest, this is my new favorite profile. Perfect for any occasion.
The Seductive Bastard
Its starts off with sultry amber mixed with Oak, Smokey Guaiac Wood, Australian Cedar Wood, Musk, Indian Sandalwood, & A little Tahitian vanilla, Tonka Bean...And That good Old OUD Stank!!! This is very exotic. This is one of my personal Favorites.
(Warning) Not responsible for any babies made while wearing this oil.
The Simple Bastard
The name say's it all....Safe for any occasion.
Sandalwood, Leather, Cedar, Amber....& the light Lux Twist.
The Mysterious Bastard
The best way to describe this profile is the name....Its just damn mysterious. The feedback was 100% Not only did the 20 like it even a few said it was their wife's FAV!
The Magnificent Bastard
Blended using a Dry leafy tobacco, whiff of cherry wood & fresh accords, splash of fresh apple strait from the orchards. Impressively beautiful.
The Gallant Bastard
Brand New Profile created by myself and my right hand man Steve. We bring you a soft fresh bay rum, Dry tobacco leaves, Cherry wood, clove bud, black pepper, white cedar with a splash of Thyme & Tobacco flower to round it all out. You will definitely feel like a Gallant Bastard with this profile in beard.
The Havana Bastard
Blended with a dry tobacco leaf & Australian sandalwood with a splash of cedar wood to bring it all together. Imagine yourself stepping inside a cigar box.... deep underground in a gentlemen's speakeasy. This is Havana a Sensuous Masculine Profile.
The Clean Bastard (Summer Profile)
This is a very Clean mix.. oriental base with some green bergamot floral to it and a splash of OUD to round it out. Definitely an everyday wear.
Imagine walking in a Japanese garden in full bloom, Masculine but lovely.
A collaboration with Dan C Bearded.
Imagine yourself walking in a lush vanilla bean field on a warm day. The field is surrounded by wildflowers and the breeze hits your face leaving you feeling fresh and relaxed. Inhale this luxurious smell and put it in your beard knowing that each time you inhale you'll be taken back to that field.
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A collaboration with Matt "NoBs Beard Reviews", we came up with this luxurious blend. In his words he describes it as A take on the classic southern mint julep, with hints of sweet bourbon, crisp mint, and a bit of smoke to add complexity. A word of warning, you might want to pour it in a glass and sip on it. No JK please do not do that.
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A collaboration with "Beard Times With Scott", we came up with this luxurious blend & is starts off with Lavender oil bringing in a sandalwood middle note and finishing with a dark patchouli. This is definitively a great blend and thank you Scott with working with me on the combination! I make these fresh to order so get yours now.
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