{"title":"Past Limited Releases","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eEvery drop tells a story. This is the archive of limited releases, prototypes, and sold-out scent profiles that have come through the Luxurious Bastard Beard Co. lab since 2017.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eWant to be first in line when the next limited drop goes live? Get on the list, follow the show, or sign up for restock notifications on the products that just might come back\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"sacred-oil","title":"Sacred Beard Oil","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Sacred Bastard    (To be Discontinued) \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRich notes palo santo wood, cedar wood, black oak, pink peppercorn, warm amber and white musk. It's a soothing masculine woodsy scent. A Little about (Palo Santo Wood) Palo Santo is a tree with many benefits that grows in the Dry Tropical Forests of South America, primarily Ecuador and Peru. It belongs to the same plant family that gives us frankincense, myrrh, and copal. Palo Santo incense smoke and essential oils yield sweet notes of pine, mint, and lemon. The people of the source region have long revered Palo Santo for its many benefits and healing properties. Palo Santo features in aspects of ritual and daily life. Aromatherapy uses botanicals to foster a sense of safety and protection. A powerful aroma such as Palo Santo can focus our attention, unify our senses, and quiet the mind. This is the reason it has been popular among shamans (aka curanderos) leading ayahuasca ceremonies. Palo Santo’s heavenly presence keeps energies grounded and clear, providing an uplifting scent that raises your vibration. This helps prepare for meditation and allows for a deeper connection to Source. Palo Santo also enhances creativity. It brings good fortune to those who are open to its magic.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44509910958394,"sku":"","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/products\/SacredOil_6ff52b59-26c6-4c78-93b0-89987369e1af.jpg?v=1662273825"},{"product_id":"sacred-balm","title":"Sacred Beard Balm","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Sacred Bastard    (To be Discontinued) \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Sacred Bastard Rich notes palo santo wood, cedar wood, black oak, pink peppercorn, warm amber and white musk. It's a soothing masculine woodsy scent. A Little about (Palo Santo Wood) Palo Santo is a tree with many benefits that grows in the Dry Tropical Forests of South America, primarily Ecuador and Peru. It belongs to the same plant family that gives us frankincense, myrrh, and copal. Palo Santo incense smoke and essential oils yield sweet notes of pine, mint, and lemon. The people of the source region have long revered Palo Santo for its many benefits and healing properties. Palo Santo features in aspects of ritual and daily life. Aromatherapy uses botanicals to foster a sense of safety and protection. A powerful aroma such as Palo Santo can focus our attention, unify our senses, and quiet the mind. This is the reason it has been popular among shamans (aka curanderos) leading ayahuasca ceremonies. Palo Santo’s heavenly presence keeps energies grounded and clear, providing an uplifting scent that raises your vibration. This helps prepare for meditation and allows for a deeper connection to Source. Palo Santo also enhances creativity. It brings good fortune to those who are open to its magic.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40200234434633,"sku":"","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/products\/SacredBalm_9506224a-d6a3-4578-84c1-0a3ed61a7a68.jpg?v=1662273915"},{"product_id":"sacred-sample","title":"Sacred Beard Oil Sample","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Sacred Bastard    (To be Discontinued) \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRich notes palo santo wood, cedar wood, black oak, pink peppercorn, warm amber and white musk. It's a soothing masculine woodsy scent. A Little about (Palo Santo Wood) Palo Santo is a tree with many benefits that grows in the Dry Tropical Forests of South America, primarily Ecuador and Peru. It belongs to the same plant family that gives us frankincense, myrrh, and copal. Palo Santo incense smoke and essential oils yield sweet notes of pine, mint, and lemon. The people of the source region have long revered Palo Santo for its many benefits and healing properties. Palo Santo features in aspects of ritual and daily life. Aromatherapy uses botanicals to foster a sense of safety and protection. A powerful aroma such as Palo Santo can focus our attention, unify our senses, and quiet the mind. This is the reason it has been popular among shamans (aka curanderos) leading ayahuasca ceremonies. Palo Santo’s heavenly presence keeps energies grounded and clear, providing an uplifting scent that raises your vibration. This helps prepare for meditation and allows for a deeper connection to Source. Palo Santo also enhances creativity. It brings good fortune to those who are open to its magic.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40200235221065,"sku":"","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/products\/SacredSample_1f2fbd8a-a688-4f38-bc70-6b10f96afa40.jpg?v=1662274083"},{"product_id":"dlux-sample","title":"DLux Beard Oil Sample","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe First of my deluxe edition oil \"The D-Lux Bastard\" Thicker and more luxurious!  This blend will be a bit pricey, However you get what you pay for and, the aroma is going to be fan-freaking-tastic.If you like a good Jägerbomb, Then you’re going to LOVE this Blend (spiced black liquor) The D-lux Bastard is one of the thicker oil's on the market. I guarantee you will work this in and say WOW.....The smell is so unique. Chewing on black  Liquorice dipped in cinimon with a hint of coffee and allspice.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40200247607369,"sku":"","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/products\/DluxSample_016cc8ff-1d31-4aa9-a7e7-cf83860661c1.jpg?v=1662277982"},{"product_id":"luxurious-whiskey-glass-cigar-tray","title":"Luxurious Whiskey Glass \u0026 Cigar Tray","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLuxurious Whiskey Glass \u0026amp; Cigar Tray \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBeautifully handmade mahogany whiskey glass and cigar tray, perfect for a poker night or in your special luxurious lounge cigar room escape. 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Infused with a captivating fusion of blueberry, OUD, cedarwood, thyme, and light musk, this beard oil offers a unique and sophisticated scent profile that sets you apart from the crowd.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eExperience the tantalizing aroma of ripe blueberries intertwined with the rich and exotic essence of OUD, creating a scent that is both intriguing and alluring. The warm undertones of cedarwood and the herbaceous notes of thyme add depth and complexity, while the light musk provides a subtle yet irresistible allure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNot only does Oudberry Bastard blend deliver an indulgent olfactory experience, but it also nourishes and conditions your beard, leaving it feeling soft, smooth, and irresistibly touchable. Say goodbye to dry, unruly facial hair and hello to a beard that exudes confidence and sophistication. 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Hints of spiced silky maple cut through with dark sweetness before fading into the depth of sandalwood, oakmoss, amber, and cashmere... a trail that lingers like a memory you can’t shake. Built for the wanderer, the rebel, the man who carries a map in his soul and dirt on his boots.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1136\" data-start=\"994\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1040\" data-start=\"994\"\u003eIf you like this then match it with\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/luxuriousbastardco.com\/products\/beard-bodywash-1886?_pos=1\u0026amp;_sid=caf1afd5c\u0026amp;_ss=r\u0026amp;variant=51275203084602\" title=\"Vagabond Body Wash\"\u003e The Vagabond Beard \u0026amp; BodyWash\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1136\" data-start=\"994\"\u003eOnly from\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1091\" data-start=\"1053\"\u003eLuxurious Bastard Beard \u0026amp; Body Co.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1094\" data-start=\"1091\"\u003eBecause legends aren’t made… they’re worn.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52233080897850,"sku":null,"price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/VagabondOil.jpg?v=1764981405"},{"product_id":"monday-madness-beard-oil-limited","title":"Wildcard Beard Oil","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"117\" data-end=\"166\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"117\" data-end=\"166\"\u003eWildcard is officially going full production.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"168\" data-end=\"203\"\u003eI poured this one as an experiment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"251\" data-end=\"347\"\u003eI made \u003cstrong data-start=\"258\" data-end=\"272\"\u003e90 bottles\u003c\/strong\u003e of Wildcard Wednesday Beard Oil and dropped them to see what would happen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"349\" data-end=\"393\"\u003eThey sold out in a little over \u003cstrong data-start=\"380\" data-end=\"392\"\u003eone hour\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"395\" data-end=\"499\"\u003eThe feedback came in hard.\u003cbr data-start=\"421\" data-end=\"424\"\u003e10 out of 10s.\u003cbr data-start=\"438\" data-end=\"441\"\u003eSome of you didn’t even bother with words, just reactions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"501\" data-end=\"542\"\u003eThat told me everything I needed to know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"544\" data-end=\"606\"\u003eBecause of that response, \u003cstrong data-start=\"570\" data-end=\"605\"\u003eWildcard is no longer a one off\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"608\" data-end=\"710\"\u003eI’m opening a \u003cstrong data-start=\"622\" data-end=\"634\"\u003epre-sale\u003c\/strong\u003e for the full Wildcard lineup:\u003cbr\u003e• Beard Oil\u003cbr data-start=\"676\" data-end=\"679\"\u003e• Beard Balm\u003cbr data-start=\"691\" data-end=\"694\"\u003e• Beard Butter\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"712\" data-end=\"784\"\u003eSame exact profile that sold out. 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Not sweet and playful. Deep. Ripe. Almost dangerous. The kind of note that pulls you in before you even realize it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen it turns.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOsmanthus comes alive. Rich. Seductive. There’s a quiet intensity to it that wraps around the cherry and drags it into something darker. Smoked oak starts to rise underneath it. Warm. Dry. Like standing next to a fire that’s been burning all night.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd then the weight settles in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCypriol from India. Dark musk. Leather.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is where it anchors. Thick. Grounded. Masculine in a way that doesn’t ask for attention but gets it anyway. Like worn leather in the driver’s seat of an old truck. Like smoke clinging to your jacket after a long night.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis isn’t a clean, safe scent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is depth. This is edge. This is presence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrototype 78 wasn’t made to blend in. 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This warm, woody embrace lingers on your skin, ensuring that your presence is more unforgettable than the Mona Lisa's smile.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis fragrance isn't just a scent; it's a work of art that transcends time, and it's here to remind you that even geniuses appreciate smelling divine. \"The Davinci\" invites you to embrace sophistication with a hint of humor, making it not just a fragrance but also a witty expression of your artistic soul.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eElevate your presence with \"The Davinci\" and let the world be captivated by your aura of refined elegance – and a playful nod to the brilliance of Da Vinci himself. 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Not sweet and playful. Deep. Ripe. Almost dangerous. The kind of note that pulls you in before you even realize it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen it turns.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOsmanthus comes alive. Rich. Seductive. There’s a quiet intensity to it that wraps around the cherry and drags it into something darker. Smoked oak starts to rise underneath it. Warm. Dry. Like standing next to a fire that’s been burning all night.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd then the weight settles in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCypriol from India. Dark musk. Leather.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is where it anchors. Thick. Grounded. Masculine in a way that doesn’t ask for attention but gets it anyway. Like worn leather in the driver’s seat of an old truck. Like smoke clinging to your jacket after a long night.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis isn’t a clean, safe scent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is depth. This is edge. This is presence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrototype 78 wasn’t made to blend in. 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