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You should never scratch or pick you beard anyways. A beard brush helps you “Scrub” your face while softening your beard hair. But when you wash your beard, there’s a better way to not only “Scrub” it indirectly but getting several other benefits. I’m talking about a Shower brush. Shower brushes are meant for scalp hair massage but work great for beards too. 3 main benefits: Scrub your face without doing any damage to your beard hair A Shower brush enables you to Scrub your face while showering and soothe the itching that may occur when wearing a beard. Thanks to its round rubber bristles, the Shower brush does the job of scrubbing, but doesn’t do any damage to your beard hair like finger or nail scratching does. Better rinse Rinsing your beard with a Shower brush is very effective compared to rinsing with your fingers. By rinsing in a downward motion, the Shower brush lets you rinse the beard wash or beard conditioner so much better. Personally, I would never use my fingers again. Beard dandruff killer Got beard dandruff? Using a Shower brush will definitely help you getting rid of this annoyance. When you massage your beard in the shower, it automatically removes dead skin in the process. Combined with a beard brush and regular hydration, the Shower brush is the dranduff’s worst enemy.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40033103904841,"sku":"brush030","price":15.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/Shower1.jpg?v=1766182843"},{"product_id":"small-womens-vintage-style-leather-satchel","title":"Small Women's Vintage Style Leather Satchel","description":"\u003cp\u003eOur Women's Vintage Leather Satchel is made of High quality genuine 100% cowhide leather It has Flap Magnet snap, zip closure, Adjustable shoulder strap Smooth and durable zipper, high grade bronze hardware. 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Palo Santo incense smoke and essential oils yield sweet notes of pine, mint, and lemon. The people of the source region have long revered Palo Santo for its many benefits and healing properties. Palo Santo features in aspects of ritual and daily life. Aromatherapy uses botanicals to foster a sense of safety and protection. A powerful aroma such as Palo Santo can focus our attention, unify our senses, and quiet the mind. This is the reason it has been popular among shamans (aka curanderos) leading ayahuasca ceremonies. Palo Santo’s heavenly presence keeps energies grounded and clear, providing an uplifting scent that raises your vibration. This helps prepare for meditation and allows for a deeper connection to Source. Palo Santo also enhances creativity. It brings good fortune to those who are open to its magic.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44509910958394,"sku":"","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/products\/SacredOil_6ff52b59-26c6-4c78-93b0-89987369e1af.jpg?v=1662273825"},{"product_id":"sacred-balm","title":"Sacred Beard Balm","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Sacred Bastard    (To be Discontinued) \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Sacred Bastard Rich notes palo santo wood, cedar wood, black oak, pink peppercorn, warm amber and white musk. It's a soothing masculine woodsy scent. A Little about (Palo Santo Wood) Palo Santo is a tree with many benefits that grows in the Dry Tropical Forests of South America, primarily Ecuador and Peru. It belongs to the same plant family that gives us frankincense, myrrh, and copal. Palo Santo incense smoke and essential oils yield sweet notes of pine, mint, and lemon. The people of the source region have long revered Palo Santo for its many benefits and healing properties. Palo Santo features in aspects of ritual and daily life. Aromatherapy uses botanicals to foster a sense of safety and protection. A powerful aroma such as Palo Santo can focus our attention, unify our senses, and quiet the mind. This is the reason it has been popular among shamans (aka curanderos) leading ayahuasca ceremonies. Palo Santo’s heavenly presence keeps energies grounded and clear, providing an uplifting scent that raises your vibration. This helps prepare for meditation and allows for a deeper connection to Source. Palo Santo also enhances creativity. It brings good fortune to those who are open to its magic.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40200234434633,"sku":"","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/products\/SacredBalm_9506224a-d6a3-4578-84c1-0a3ed61a7a68.jpg?v=1662273915"},{"product_id":"sacred-sample","title":"Sacred Beard Oil Sample","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Sacred Bastard    (To be Discontinued) \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRich notes palo santo wood, cedar wood, black oak, pink peppercorn, warm amber and white musk. It's a soothing masculine woodsy scent. A Little about (Palo Santo Wood) Palo Santo is a tree with many benefits that grows in the Dry Tropical Forests of South America, primarily Ecuador and Peru. It belongs to the same plant family that gives us frankincense, myrrh, and copal. 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It brings good fortune to those who are open to its magic.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40200235221065,"sku":"","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/products\/SacredSample_1f2fbd8a-a688-4f38-bc70-6b10f96afa40.jpg?v=1662274083"},{"product_id":"dlux-sample","title":"DLux Beard Oil Sample","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe First of my deluxe edition oil \"The D-Lux Bastard\" Thicker and more luxurious!  This blend will be a bit pricey, However you get what you pay for and, the aroma is going to be fan-freaking-tastic.If you like a good Jägerbomb, Then you’re going to LOVE this Blend (spiced black liquor) The D-lux Bastard is one of the thicker oil's on the market. I guarantee you will work this in and say WOW.....The smell is so unique. 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The invigorating blend of eucalyptus and rosemary opens the scent with the enthusiasm of a guy who just found a \"WiFi in the wilderness\" signal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMiddle Notes\u003c\/strong\u003e: Clove, Pine Needle, Cinnamon Bark\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAs the fragrance journey continues, you'll feel like you've stumbled upon the secret meeting place of forest creatures, all gathered around a campfire fueled by the spicy warmth of clove, the piney camaraderie of pine needle, and the cinnamon bark that's so irresistible, even the squirrels can't resist a nibble.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBase Notes\u003c\/strong\u003e: White Cedarwood, Vanilla, Amber\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNow, onto the base notes, where \"The Arborist\" becomes the MVP of your fragrance collection. White cedarwood stands tall like a sturdy tree trunk, while vanilla adds a sweet twist that's more enticing than a s'mores bar at midnight. And finally, amber leaves a trail so captivating that Bigfoot himself might just follow you around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"The Arborist\" – it's not just a scent; it's your ticket to smelling like a rugged yet refined lumberjack who's been crafting log cabins by day and dancing under the stars by night. 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Infused with a captivating fusion of blueberry, OUD, cedarwood, thyme, and light musk, this beard oil offers a unique and sophisticated scent profile that sets you apart from the crowd.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eExperience the tantalizing aroma of ripe blueberries intertwined with the rich and exotic essence of OUD, creating a scent that is both intriguing and alluring. The warm undertones of cedarwood and the herbaceous notes of thyme add depth and complexity, while the light musk provides a subtle yet irresistible allure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNot only does Oudberry Bastard blend deliver an indulgent olfactory experience, but it also nourishes and conditions your beard, leaving it feeling soft, smooth, and irresistibly touchable. Say goodbye to dry, unruly facial hair and hello to a beard that exudes confidence and sophistication. 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We took sun-soaked pineapple and slammed it into high-voltage citrus, then powerbombed it onto a rugged barbershop-leather base with a golden glow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThis ain’t your calm-and-cozy scent. This is championship glory in a bottle — sweat, swagger, and legacy, with just enough smoothness to raise a belt high and walk away slow. 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It’s heavy, haunting, and beautifully weird — just like the man himself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNoSpacing\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNoSpacing\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTop Notes – The Entrance\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Black Pepper \u0026amp; Clove\u003cbr\u003e• Cold Smoke Cannabis\u003cbr\u003e• Dried Kumquat Skin\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNoSpacing\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eHeart Notes – The Ritual\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Worn Leather \u0026amp; Gothic Rose\u003cbr\u003e• Incense from an Old Cathedral\u003cbr\u003e• Charred Patchouli\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNoSpacing\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBase Notes – The Aftermath\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Aged Bourbon\u003cbr\u003e• Black Amber Resin\u003cbr\u003e• Old Suede Tabac\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNoSpacing\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNoSpacing\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSmells Like:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNoSpacing\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e• A haunted mansion backstage\u003cbr\u003e• Velvet curtains, smoke machines, and stage blood\u003cbr\u003e• A sermon at midnight in an abandoned cathedral\u003cbr\u003e• The air after a final power chord and a crowd screaming “OZZY! 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The invigorating notes of Violet Leaf intertwine seamlessly with the aromatic depth of Basil, creating a harmonious fusion that exudes confidence. Anise and Bergamot lend a citrusy vibrancy, while Pink Pepper adds a subtle touch of spice, setting the stage for an olfactory journey unlike any other.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAt the heart lies the soulful combination of Vetiver and Nutmeg, a tribute to the gentleman's inner strength and worldly wisdom. The smoky undertones of Vetiver ground the composition, while Nutmeg's warm caress radiates an air of effortless elegance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePatchouli, the final note, weaves a tapestry of sensuality and allure, leaving an indelible impression that is nothing short of captivating. 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This meticulously crafted blend captures the essence of sophistication and masculinity, offering a sensory experience that resonates with the modern man's discerning taste.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIndulge in the symphony of scents that defines the \"YSL\" experience. The invigorating notes of Violet Leaf intertwine seamlessly with the aromatic depth of Basil, creating a harmonious fusion that exudes confidence. Anise and Bergamot lend a citrusy vibrancy, while Pink Pepper adds a subtle touch of spice, setting the stage for an olfactory journey unlike any other.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAt the heart lies the soulful combination of Vetiver and Nutmeg, a tribute to the gentleman's inner strength and worldly wisdom. 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Hints of spiced silky maple cut through with dark sweetness before fading into the depth of sandalwood, oakmoss, amber, and cashmere... a trail that lingers like a memory you can’t shake. Built for the wanderer, the rebel, the man who carries a map in his soul and dirt on his boots.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1136\" data-start=\"994\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1040\" data-start=\"994\"\u003eIf you like this then match it with\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/luxuriousbastardco.com\/products\/beard-bodywash-1886?_pos=1\u0026amp;_sid=caf1afd5c\u0026amp;_ss=r\u0026amp;variant=51275203084602\" title=\"Vagabond Body Wash\"\u003e The Vagabond Beard \u0026amp; BodyWash\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1136\" data-start=\"994\"\u003eOnly from\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1091\" data-start=\"1053\"\u003eLuxurious Bastard Beard \u0026amp; Body Co.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1094\" data-start=\"1091\"\u003eBecause legends aren’t made… they’re worn.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52233080897850,"sku":null,"price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/VagabondOil.jpg?v=1764981405"},{"product_id":"monday-madness-beard-oil-limited","title":"Wildcard Beard Oil","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"117\" data-end=\"166\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"117\" data-end=\"166\"\u003eWildcard is officially going full production.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"168\" data-end=\"203\"\u003eI poured this one as an experiment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"251\" data-end=\"347\"\u003eI made \u003cstrong data-start=\"258\" data-end=\"272\"\u003e90 bottles\u003c\/strong\u003e of Wildcard Wednesday Beard Oil and dropped them to see what would happen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"349\" data-end=\"393\"\u003eThey sold out in a little over \u003cstrong data-start=\"380\" data-end=\"392\"\u003eone hour\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"395\" data-end=\"499\"\u003eThe feedback came in hard.\u003cbr data-start=\"421\" data-end=\"424\"\u003e10 out of 10s.\u003cbr data-start=\"438\" data-end=\"441\"\u003eSome of you didn’t even bother with words, just reactions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"501\" data-end=\"542\"\u003eThat told me everything I needed to know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"544\" data-end=\"606\"\u003eBecause of that response, \u003cstrong data-start=\"570\" data-end=\"605\"\u003eWildcard is no longer a one off\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"608\" data-end=\"710\"\u003eI’m opening a \u003cstrong data-start=\"622\" data-end=\"634\"\u003epre-sale\u003c\/strong\u003e for the full Wildcard lineup:\u003cbr\u003e• Beard Oil\u003cbr data-start=\"676\" data-end=\"679\"\u003e• Beard Balm\u003cbr data-start=\"691\" data-end=\"694\"\u003e• Beard Butter\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"712\" data-end=\"784\"\u003eSame exact profile that sold out. 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Not sweet and playful. Deep. Ripe. Almost dangerous. The kind of note that pulls you in before you even realize it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen it turns.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOsmanthus comes alive. Rich. Seductive. There’s a quiet intensity to it that wraps around the cherry and drags it into something darker. Smoked oak starts to rise underneath it. Warm. Dry. Like standing next to a fire that’s been burning all night.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd then the weight settles in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCypriol from India. Dark musk. Leather.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is where it anchors. Thick. Grounded. Masculine in a way that doesn’t ask for attention but gets it anyway. Like worn leather in the driver’s seat of an old truck. Like smoke clinging to your jacket after a long night.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis isn’t a clean, safe scent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is depth. This is edge. This is presence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrototype 78 wasn’t made to blend in. 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Not sweet and playful. Deep. Ripe. Almost dangerous. The kind of note that pulls you in before you even realize it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen it turns.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOsmanthus comes alive. Rich. Seductive. There’s a quiet intensity to it that wraps around the cherry and drags it into something darker. Smoked oak starts to rise underneath it. Warm. Dry. Like standing next to a fire that’s been burning all night.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd then the weight settles in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCypriol from India. Dark musk. Leather.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is where it anchors. Thick. Grounded. Masculine in a way that doesn’t ask for attention but gets it anyway. Like worn leather in the driver’s seat of an old truck. Like smoke clinging to your jacket after a long night.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis isn’t a clean, safe scent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is depth. This is edge. 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