{"product_id":"blatant-beard-oil-limited","title":"Blatant Beard Oil - Limited","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBLATANT Sunday 12 Noon PST\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePEACH. VANILLA. ZERO SUBTLETY.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/blatant-beard-oil-limited\"\u003eBeard Oil\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/blatant-beard-balm-limited\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/blatant-beard-butter-limited\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBLATANT\u003c\/strong\u003e walks in, kicks the door open, and smells too damn good to ignore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eOriginally created years ago for a bearded YouTuber who wanted one thing above all else: \u003cstrong\u003epeach and vanilla done right.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eNot candy peach.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eNot syrupy peach.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFresh, ripe peach so realistic you can practically smell the fuzz on the skin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThat juicy peach note is wrapped in \u003cstrong\u003ethree different types of vanilla\u003c\/strong\u003e, creating a smooth, creamy depth that feels rich without getting heavy. Soft musk settles underneath everything, giving the profile a clean, masculine finish that keeps the sweetness grounded.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe result is simple on paper and ridiculous in the beard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eJuicy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eCreamy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSmooth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eUnmistakable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBLATANT\u003c\/strong\u003e is one of those profiles that makes people stop and ask what you're wearing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSCENT PROFILE\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTOP NOTES:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fresh Ripe Peach\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMIDDLE NOTES:\u003c\/strong\u003e Triple Vanilla Accord\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBASE NOTES:\u003c\/strong\u003e Soft Musk\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePEACH. VANILLA. MUSK.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBLATANT\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eSubtle was never the point.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53942484500794,"sku":null,"price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/Blatant.png?v=1787451403","url":"https:\/\/luxuriousbastardco.com\/products\/blatant-beard-oil-limited","provider":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}