{"product_id":"chosen-beard-oil-limited","title":"Chosen Beard Oil - Limited","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTHE CHOSEN BASTARD\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAVAILABLE IN\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBeard Oil • \u003ca href=\"\/products\/chosen-beard-balm-limited\"\u003eBeard Balm\u003c\/a\u003e • \u003ca href=\"\/products\/chosen-beard-butter-limited\"\u003eBeard Butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e-----------------------------------------------------------------------------\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSome profiles smell good. Some feel like they have a story.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe Chosen Bastard is one of those profiles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBuilt around some of the oldest and most legendary aromatics in history, \u003cstrong\u003eFrankincense and Myrrh\u003c\/strong\u003e open with a deep, resinous warmth that immediately feels ancient, earthy, and almost ceremonial.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThen \u003cstrong\u003eBirchwood and Oud, also known as Agarwood\u003c\/strong\u003e, bring in dark woods, subtle smoke, and a rich masculine depth. \u003cstrong\u003eAmber and Sweet Musk\u003c\/strong\u003e smooth everything out, leaving behind a warm, inviting finish that sits close, develops beautifully, and smells downright distinguished.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThis isn't bright. It isn't sugary. It isn't trying to smell like everything else on your shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt's warm. Resinous. Earthy. Woody. Grounding.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eImagine ancient timber, smoldering incense, worn leather, glowing amber, and curls of fragrant smoke drifting through an old stone sanctuary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFrankincense. Myrrh. Oud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eScents with histories stretching back thousands of years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWere they worn by saints? Kings? Maybe even our Lord and Savior?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eI'm not making that claim.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBut if heaven had a beard oil...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI'm just saying.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eTHE PROFILE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTOP NOTES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFrankincense • Myrrh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMIDDLE NOTES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBirchwood • Amber\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBASE NOTES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOud \/ Agarwood • Sweet Musk\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e-------------------------------------------------------------------------\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eHandcrafted in small batches by Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE CHOSEN BASTARD\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eNot made for everyone.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade for the Chosen.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54048056443194,"sku":null,"price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/Chosen_Beard_Oil.jpg?v=1789264745","url":"https:\/\/luxuriousbastardco.com\/products\/chosen-beard-oil-limited","provider":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}