{"product_id":"ladies-man-beard-oil-limited","title":"Ladies Man beard Oil - Limited","description":"\u003cp\u003eHere’s the formatted website version with clean headers, bold sections, and bullet points so you can drop it directly into Shopify or your product page editor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eLADIES MAN\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMost beard oils smell good.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThis one gets remembered.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eToday I’m dropping a brand new experimental profile called \u003cstrong\u003eLadies Man\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRight now, it’s available in \u003cstrong\u003eoil only\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause I wanna see what happens when this thing hits the wild.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the feedback goes nuclear, I’ll run the full lineup:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Beard Oil\u003cbr\u003e• Beard Butter\u003cbr\u003e• Beard Balm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut first…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the test run.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eTHE PROFILE\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLadies Man is clean, fresh, smooth, and dangerous in all the right ways.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBright pomelo and pink grapefruit crack open first with a sharp citrus punch. Then the white musk, rosemary, palm wood, and meadow musk roll in and turn it into something addictive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFresh.\u003cbr\u003eMasculine.\u003cbr\u003eSmooth as hell.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis isn’t some teenage body spray nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis smells like the guy who walks into the room calm, collected, sharp, and already ten steps ahead of everybody else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eSCENT PROFILE\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eTOP NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Pomelo\u003cbr\u003e• Pink Grapefruit\u003cbr\u003e• Lemon\u003cbr\u003e• Currant\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMIDDLE NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Rosemary\u003cbr\u003e• Pepper\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eBASE NOTES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Palm Wood\u003cbr\u003e• White Musk\u003cbr\u003e• Meadow Musk\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eTHE DEAL\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI need real feedback on this one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf enough of you guys grab it and lose your minds over it, I’ll greenlight a full production run with butter and balm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSmall batch.\u003cbr\u003eFresh poured.\u003cbr\u003eMade by hand like always.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnce this first run is gone, that’s it until I decide if it makes the cut.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eLadies Man drops today.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLet’s see if this one earns permanent status.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53419800953146,"sku":"na","price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/ladiesman.jpg?v=1778189972","url":"https:\/\/luxuriousbastardco.com\/products\/ladies-man-beard-oil-limited","provider":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}