{"product_id":"limited-edition-normie-small-batch-coffee","title":"Limited Edition Normie Small Batch Coffee","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"185\" data-end=\"231\"\u003eLimited Edition Normie Small Batch Coffee\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"232\" data-end=\"307\"\u003eDark Roast \u0026amp; Espresso Roast\u003cbr data-start=\"259\" data-end=\"262\"\u003eThe Coffee of Crypto Twitter and the Trenches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"309\" data-end=\"552\"\u003eNormie Coffee is built for people who actually put the hours in. Late nights. Early mornings. Charts, work, life, repeat. This is not novelty coffee and it’s not influencer fluff. It’s real, small batch coffee made to perform every single day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"554\" data-end=\"854\"\u003eThis limited edition release features \u003cstrong data-start=\"592\" data-end=\"623\"\u003etwo expertly crafted roasts\u003c\/strong\u003e using \u003cstrong data-start=\"630\" data-end=\"657\"\u003eOrganic Fairtrade beans\u003c\/strong\u003e, roasted in the USA by a \u003cstrong data-start=\"683\" data-end=\"723\"\u003efamily-owned American coffee roaster\u003c\/strong\u003e. When you buy Normie, you’re supporting one American business working directly with another. Real people. Real work. Real quality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"856\" data-end=\"873\"\u003eWhat’s Inside\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"874\" data-end=\"1112\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"874\" data-end=\"888\"\u003eDark Roast\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"888\" data-end=\"891\"\u003eBold, smooth, and reliable. Rich notes of dark chocolate, sweet almond, and subtle stone fruit. Medium-bodied with a clean finish and zero bitterness. Perfect for drip, pour-over, or your daily go-to cup.\u003cbr data-start=\"1095\" data-end=\"1098\"\u003eCup score: 84.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1114\" data-end=\"1377\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1114\" data-end=\"1132\"\u003eEspresso Roast\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1132\" data-end=\"1135\"\u003eDialed for pressure. Deep dark chocolate flavor with toasted almond and light stone fruit sweetness. Velvety mouthfeel, mild acidity, and strong crema. Built for espresso machines, lattes, Americanos, or a straight shot when you need it most.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1379\" data-end=\"1390\"\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1391\" data-end=\"1611\"\u003e• Limited edition small batch coffee\u003cbr data-start=\"1427\" data-end=\"1430\"\u003e• Organic Fairtrade beans\u003cbr data-start=\"1455\" data-end=\"1458\"\u003e• Roasted in the USA\u003cbr data-start=\"1478\" data-end=\"1481\"\u003e• Family-owned American roaster\u003cbr data-start=\"1512\" data-end=\"1515\"\u003e• Available in whole bean or ground\u003cbr data-start=\"1550\" data-end=\"1553\"\u003e• 1 lb (16 oz) bags\u003cbr data-start=\"1572\" data-end=\"1575\"\u003e• Freshly roasted for maximum flavor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1613\" data-end=\"1684\"\u003eNormie Coffee isn’t trying to be fancy.\u003cbr data-start=\"1652\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003eIt’s trying to be dependable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1686\" data-end=\"1770\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eIf you’re still grinding, still building, still showing up\u003cbr data-start=\"1744\" data-end=\"1747\"\u003ethis coffee is for you.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Espresso Roast Whole Bean","offer_id":52548916740410,"sku":null,"price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso Roast Ground","offer_id":52548916773178,"sku":null,"price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Roast Whole Bean","offer_id":52548916805946,"sku":null,"price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Roast Ground","offer_id":52548916838714,"sku":null,"price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/Coffee.png?v=1767215366","url":"https:\/\/luxuriousbastardco.com\/products\/limited-edition-normie-small-batch-coffee","provider":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}