{"product_id":"normie-official-hats","title":"Normie Official Hats","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"205\" data-end=\"266\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"205\" data-end=\"266\"\u003eNormie Classic Trucker Hat – Richardson 112 (Black \u0026amp; Red)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"268\" data-end=\"329\"\u003eThis isn’t some mass-produced garbage sitting in a warehouse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"331\" data-end=\"466\"\u003eEvery single \u003cstrong data-start=\"344\" data-end=\"386\"\u003eNormie hat is made by hand, one by one\u003c\/strong\u003e. Built with intention. Built with pride. Built for people who actually show up. Are you a Normie? prove it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"468\" data-end=\"714\"\u003eWe’re using the legendary \u003cstrong data-start=\"494\" data-end=\"524\"\u003eRichardson 112 trucker hat\u003c\/strong\u003e — the gold standard. Structured front, breathable mesh back, perfect fit every time. This is the same style worn by brands that know what they’re doing… now it’s got the Normie stamp on it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"k1dz89\" data-start=\"716\" data-end=\"740\"\u003eWhat you’re getting:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"741\" data-end=\"992\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1tohi81\" data-start=\"741\" data-end=\"789\"\u003ePremium \u003cstrong data-start=\"751\" data-end=\"789\"\u003eRichardson 112 Classic Trucker Hat\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"qugk7k\" data-start=\"790\" data-end=\"841\"\u003eClean black design with bold red \u003cstrong data-start=\"825\" data-end=\"841\"\u003eNORMIE patch\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"367xfj\" data-start=\"842\" data-end=\"896\"\u003eDurable, structured front panel that holds its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"t023qt\" data-start=\"897\" data-end=\"928\"\u003eMesh back for all-day comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"zp3oyr\" data-start=\"929\" data-end=\"954\"\u003eAdjustable snapback fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1mjlchh\" data-start=\"955\" data-end=\"992\"\u003eHandmade, packed, and shipped by me your FAV bearded CEO\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"kfyyzj\" data-start=\"994\" data-end=\"1022\"\u003eWhy this hits different:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1023\" data-end=\"1069\"\u003eMost projects drop merch when they’re pumping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1071\" data-end=\"1102\"\u003eI drop merch when I’m building.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1104\" data-end=\"1231\"\u003eThis hat isn’t just something you wear — it’s a signal. You were here early. You’re part of something being built in real time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"7udv2s\" data-start=\"1233\" data-end=\"1262\"\u003eHolder Bonus (Read This):\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1263\" data-end=\"1311\"\u003eIf you’re holding Normie and you place an order…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1313\" data-end=\"1324\"\u003eSend proof.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1447\"\u003eI’ll throw in an \u003cstrong data-start=\"1343\" data-end=\"1366\"\u003eextra surprise gift\u003c\/strong\u003e with your order. No announcements. No spoilers. Just real ones getting rewarded.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Luxurious Bastard Co.","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":53248764641594,"sku":"Hat002","price":34.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red","offer_id":53248764674362,"sku":"Hat003","price":34.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0577\/1853\/8313\/files\/Hat3.jpg?v=1774980743","url":"https:\/\/luxuriousbastardco.com\/products\/normie-official-hats","provider":"Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}