You asked so I delivered! This is a list of all of my past profiles. So many of you asked about profiles for past stuff.

Dlux Bastard

The First of my deluxe edition oil "The D-Lux Bastard" Thicker and more luxurious! This blend will be a bit pricey, However you get what you pay for and, the aroma is going to be fan-freaking-tastic.If you like a good Jägerbomb, Then you’re going to LOVE this Blend (spiced black liquor) The D-lux Bastard is one of the thicker oil's on the market. I guarantee you will work this in and say WOW.....The smell is so unique. Chewing on black Liquorice dipped in cinimon with a hint of coffee and allspice.

The BlackFriday Bastard

So the black Friday oil was such a crazy hit & everyone has been begging for the matching beard butter and beard balm. I decided to make a large batch for everyone to enjoy! The feedback from all you bastards has been off the charts. So thank you!!
This fresh rich profile starts off with Smoked Hickory, Apricot, Cracked Oak, Fresh Suede, Light Musk.

The Jolly Bastard

This profile is comprised of Juniper, Cedar, Sweet Musk, Coffee, Mountain Air, Balsam Fir, Apple, Lime, Cranberry, Cinnamon, Warm Vanilla, Raspberry, Pomegranate, & OUDIf Jolly Old Saint Nick, Had a Cologne...This Would Be It  

The American Bastard

What can I say it's pure Merica in a bottle. Deep Rich Manly Profile comprised of Roasted Coffee, charred wood, gun powder, Kentucky bourbon, Cuban tobacco, Madagascar vanilla, money & leather. Can we just say MERICA!!!

The BlackBeard Bastard

Back for the 2nd year in a row.....If a Pirate had a fragrant this would be it. Spiced Bay Rum, Dark Coconut, Kentucky Bourbon, Aged Oak , Fresh Cedar, Dried Canabis, Kumquat and a splash of OUD Agar wood oil. Things that make you go Arrrrhhhhhhhh

The Brave Bastard

The profile starts with Fresh Sandalwood, Rich Amber, Sichuan Pepper, Tahitian Vanilla, Cardamom Oil, Tonka Bean, Rosewood Oil, Vetiver & Splash of OUD Agar wood oil. Please send feedback so I know if I need to invest & make a full run of this banger.

The Cozy Bastard

New Profile for 2021 is blended with White pumpkin, toasted marshmallow, Espresso, Cedarwood, saffron, Ginger, Kumquat, and OUD. This profile is so addictive...Cozy...Complex and intoxicating. You welcome!!

The Frankenstien Bastard

The Name says it all...A crazy mix of stuff that has a a freakish POWER. I felt like a mad scientist creating this one. Blueberry, Thyme, Cuban Tobacco, Kentucky Bourbon, Roasted Coffee, Black Cherry...and a few secret ingredients...ITS ALIVE!!!!! Back again from last year!

The Holiday Bastard

So I wanted to change things up and FLEX a little bit on this new Holiday profile. Been mixing & trying different things for about 2 months until I finally nailed it. This is not your typical grandmas Christmas carol anymore. This is now what I would call "TRADITIONAL OLD WORLD" Christmas. Listen to this profile and brace yourself. Fresh cut blue spruce, Cedarwood, Apple, Mountain Air, Peru Balsam, Dark Musk, Peppermint, fresh green pine, Earthy notes, Juniper, Cannabis, Colombian Espresso & Finally OUD Agar wood. Need I say more. I am defiantly bringing a different twist to the traditional Holiday scent. Grab your Christmas gear and triple espresso, throw another log on the fire, turn up the music and go.

The Leatherwood Bastard

he new profile starts off with cedar, sandalwood, hickory, with hints of birch & Tuscan leather. A splash of sweet tobacco and dark musk to round it out. Imagine Victorian leather worker in a bottle.

The October Bastard

If October had a smell this would be it! Old fashion pumpkin, clove bud, all spice, a drop cinnamon leaf, sandalwood, buttercream, vanilla bean, patchouli, dark amber, & finishing off with a splash of OUD with some musk. Enjoy!!

The Odin Bastard

Staying along the Viking theme I give you Odin....Odin has many names and is the god of both war and death. Half of the warriors who die in battle are taken to his hall of Valhalla. He is the one-eyed All-Father, who sacrificed his eye in order to see everything that happens in the world. So, this profile is blended with Birch, Cedar, Embers, Patchouli, Honey, OUD, Musk and a little bit of sweet tears.

The Poseidon Bastard

I'm pretty sure if the Greek GOD Poseidon had an aroma this would be it!! Top Note: Ambrette oil that wraps the fragrance with an aura of sophistication. Middle Note: Sea Salt Fragrance brings both texture and a sense of freshness. Base Note: Sage Woody with earthy, aromatic tones that bring a natural depth. Topping this all off with a hint of vanilla & OUD Agar Wood.

The Soothing Bastard

This was created for nighttime but can be worn at any time really. I have TONs of customers tell me this is there number 1 Profile to use after the shower before bed. Just gives you the feels. Soft sweet bergamot, touch of warm vanilla cream, with notes of soft sandalwood, lavender & Chamomile.

The Viking Bastard

This is not for the faint of heart! A Manly powerful profile, rich in earthly elements. Frankincense, Dark Oak, Suede, Dark Musk, Patchouli, German Myrrh, OUD, Driftwood, Blood Sweat and Dragons Tears. This is going to feel and smell like a WARRIOR!! I even added bits of real panther...lol No....Not really

The Seductive Bastard

Its starts off with sultry amber mixed with Oak, Smokey Guaiac Wood, Australian Cedar Wood, Musk, Indian Sandalwood, & A little Tahitian vanilla, Tonka Bean...And That good Old OUD Stank!!! This is very exotic. This is one of my personal Favorites.(Warning) Not responsible for any babies made while wearing this oil.