Your Beard
Deserves
Better.
Small-batch beard care. Handmade in the USA. Built by one bastard who still makes the products himself.
NEW TO BEARD CARE?
YOUR BEARD ISN'T THE PROBLEM.
YOUR ROUTINE MIGHT BE.
Is your beard itching? Is it dry? Or are you staring at beard oil wondering what the hell it actually does?
Start here. In a few minutes, David, the beard behind Luxurious Bastard, will show you what to use, when to use it, and how to stop guessing.
- Stop the itch and dry skin
- Learn oil vs. balm vs. butter
- Build a simple routine that works
Find Your Weapon.
Whatever your beard needs, I probably make the damn thing. Pick your category and get to work.
Beard Oil
Condition. Hydrate. Smell dangerously good.
Beard Balm
Condition. Control. Keep that bastard in line.
Beard Butter
Deep conditioning for a softer, healthier beard.
Beard Care
Wash. Condition. Groom. Maintain.
Cologne & Parfum
Because the beard shouldn't be the only thing that smells badass.
Merch, Swag & EDC
Gear for when beard oil alone isn't enough.
THE LUXURIOUS
BASTARD APP.
Your favorite bastard is now in your pocket. Shop new drops, discover app-only exclusives, get release alerts and keep the entire Luxurious Bastard world one tap away.
BASTARD
HANDMADE.
BUILT FOR THE BEARDED.