I’m David—the owner, craftsman, product developer, and beard behind Luxurious Bastard Beard Co. No giant production line. No corporate laboratory. No mass-produced formulas with my logo slapped on afterward.
Nearly nine years of craftsmanship, community, and unapologetically badass beard care. Press play to discover the story behind Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.
Handmade • Small Batch • Built by one bastard who still makes the products himself
I built Luxurious Bastard for men who actually give a damn about their beard. I still make the products myself, in small batches, because quality matters more to me than pumping out thousands of units.
Every formula is built with premium ingredients, years of obsessive refinement, and one simple standard:
Made in controlled batches where craftsmanship and consistency matter more than mass production.
Carefully developed blends of premium carrier oils, butters, waxes, and fragrance profiles built to perform.
Made, tested, and refined by the same bastard whose name and reputation are attached to the company.
The foundation behind our beard oils is a premium carrier blend developed through years of hands-on crafting.
Balms and butters: Shea butter, cocoa butter, white beeswax, and bayberry wax.
Same standard. Same hands. Same bastard.
If you’re tired of weak scents, watered-down formulas, and forgettable beard products, you found your people. Pick a profile and experience what real small-batch beard care feels like.
Shop the BastardsDon't forget to check out the collaborations & limited-edition batches
Vetiver- Rich blend of cedar, vetiver, dark amber, fresh bergamot & finishing off with touches of clove and Vanilla.
1886 - Dry Cuban tobacco leaf, tobacco blossom, dry spices, tonka bean, fresh vanilla, cacao, dried fruits cedar wood sandalwood.
Tobacconist - 3 types of different tobacco, dark cherry, vanilla & black pepper.
Holy - frankincense, myrrh, sandalwood, cedarwood, cypress, amber, incense.
Poseidon- Middle Note: Sea Salt Fragrance brings both texture and a sense of freshness. Base Note: Sage Woody with earthy, aromatic tones that bring a natural depth. Topping this all off with a hint of vanilla & OUD Agar Wood.
Sweet - lemon, lime, grapefruit, lemongrass, bergamot, sweet orange.
1912 - pink pepper, coffee, cedarwood, rosewood, ginger, sandalwood, smoke, ginger, sweet tobacco.
Classy - Peru balsam, dry oak, tonka, oud, teak wood, dark musk.
Woodsman - 3 different cedars, sandalwood, spruce, earth, oak moss, rain, (secret kicker)
Sacred - palo santo wood, cedar wood, black oak, pink peppercorn, warm amber and white musk.
Chakra - charred Indian OUD, Madagascar vanilla, magnolia leaf, cedar, saffron, light musk, dark musk, seaweed, cured Tobacco.
Luxurious - tonka bean, pink berry, sweet sandalwood, sweet wood, incense, amber, vanilla bean.
Dark - bergamot, black pepper, cinnamon leaf, wild jasmine, fresh cypress, Australia cedar wood, dark musk, (secret kicker)
Colombian - 3 types of coffee oil, some espresso, warm vanilla, Tahitian vanilla, cinnamon leaf.
Bilberry - blueberries, Italian leather, cedar wood, light musk.
Legendary - 3 different types of OUD agarwood blend.
Rustic - sandalwood, sweet spice, bergamot, ginger, Kentucky rum, sweet birch, sweet tobacco, smoke wood.
Original - powdery talc, bay rum, sandalwood, dry accords.
Natural - no fragrance added.
Growth Oil - Rosemary, lavender, chamomile.
