Ladies, I mean Men with no facial fur.. looking to grow a luxurious beard that will make even the manliest of men jealous? Look no further than Luxurious Bastard Co. We've got all the tips and tricks you need to achieve that thick, luscious beard of your dreams.

First things first, forget about that old wives' tale about rubbing bacon grease on your face. That's just a recipe for disaster (and a really greasy pillowcase). Instead, invest in some high-quality beard oil from Luxurious Bastard Co. Our all-natural ingredients will have your beard looking and feeling like a million bucks.

Next up, let's talk about diet. We know it's tough to resist the allure of a greasy cheeseburger, but trust us, your beard will thank you for laying off the fast food. Eating a balanced diet rich in vitamins and minerals will give your beard the nourishment it needs to thrive. Like a bottle of our Biotin gunnies that contain a lil more than just Biotin, Check it out.

But wait, there's more! Exercise is also crucial for growing a thick and healthy beard. Not only will it increase blood flow to your face, but it'll also give you an excuse to flex in the mirror. (We won't judge.)

Now, for the fun part - styling and grooming. Remember, a well-groomed beard is a happy beard. So, be sure to invest in a good pair of scissors and a quality beard comb. And for the love of all that is holy, please, please, please use a beard shampoo specifically designed for beards. Your significant other will thank you, & so will your beard.

Last but not least, patience is a virtue. Growing a thick and healthy beard takes time, so don't get discouraged if you're not seeing results right away. Just keep up with your grooming routine and before you know it, you'll be the envy of all your friends.

So, there you have it, folks. Follow these tips and you'll be on your way to growing a beard that will make even the gods jealous. And remember, when it comes to beard care, trust the experts at Luxurious Bastard Co. We've got you covered."