Smoky Apple Beard Butter

SMOKY APPLE BASTARD 

This one hits like a bourbon-soaked axe handle.

I built Smoky Apple Bastard for the man who doesn’t want to smell like every other guy standing in line at a department store cologne counter. This is richer. Sharper. Meaner in all the right ways.

You get that crisp bite of a freshly cut apple, but I didn’t stop there. I dragged it straight through aged bourbon, warm oak, and a slow rolling smoke that settles in like a late night at a firelit cabin. It’s bold. It’s masculine. It’s got that clean rugged edge that turns heads when you walk past.

And like everything I make, it does the real work. Softens your beard. Nourishes the skin. Leaves you smelling like a man who knows exactly who he is and where he's going.

If you want your beard to carry a scent that’s classy enough for the city and rugged enough for the backcountry, you’re looking at it.

Fair warning. I’m not responsible for the attention, the compliments, or the babies made from wearing this profile.

Smoky Apple Bastard
Small batch
Handmade in the USA
Built for the bearded man who refuses to settle