THE CHOSEN BASTARD

AVAILABLE IN

Beard Oil • Beard Balm • Beard Butter

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Some profiles smell good. Some feel like they have a story.

The Chosen Bastard is one of those profiles.

Built around some of the oldest and most legendary aromatics in history, Frankincense and Myrrh open with a deep, resinous warmth that immediately feels ancient, earthy, and almost ceremonial.

Then Birchwood and Oud, also known as Agarwood, bring in dark woods, subtle smoke, and a rich masculine depth. Amber and Sweet Musk smooth everything out, leaving behind a warm, inviting finish that sits close, develops beautifully, and smells downright distinguished.

This isn't bright. It isn't sugary. It isn't trying to smell like everything else on your shelf.

It's warm. Resinous. Earthy. Woody. Grounding.

Imagine ancient timber, smoldering incense, worn leather, glowing amber, and curls of fragrant smoke drifting through an old stone sanctuary.

Frankincense. Myrrh. Oud.

Scents with histories stretching back thousands of years.

Were they worn by saints? Kings? Maybe even our Lord and Savior?

I'm not making that claim.

But if heaven had a beard oil...

I'm just saying.

THE PROFILE

TOP NOTES
Frankincense • Myrrh

MIDDLE NOTES
Birchwood • Amber

BASE NOTES
Oud / Agarwood • Sweet Musk

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Handcrafted in small batches by Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.

THE CHOSEN BASTARD

Not made for everyone.
Made for the Chosen.