Luxurious Bastard Shirts - New Bad Choices
Bad Choices Make Good Stories Tee — 2026
Good judgment is optional. A good shirt isn’t.
The 2026 Bad Choices tee brings Luxurious Bastard attitude to your everyday rotation. Soft to the touch, lightweight, and easy to move in, this charcoal Gildan Softstyle shirt feels as good as it looks.
Distressed white artwork delivers the details: our signature script logo on the front chest, a bold bearded skull in a bowler hat across the back, and a branded QR badge on the right sleeve.
Each shirt is screen-printed locally by an independent artist. Every purchase supports two small businesses—the artist behind the print and Luxurious Bastard Beard Co.
The Details
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Soft, lightweight Gildan Softstyle fabric
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Charcoal shirt with distressed white screen printing
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Signature Luxurious Bastard Co. left-chest logo
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Full-back “Bad Choices Make Good Stories” artwork
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Right-sleeve Luxurious Bastard QR badge
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Locally screen-printed in the USA on an imported shirt
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Sizes M–4XL — $39 across all sizes
One shirt. Two small businesses. Plenty of stories left to make.
