Prototype 113 Dropping Sunday at 12 noon Pacific Standard Time.
The first 58 bottles were the test run. Oil only. I wanted real feedback. Not hype. Not buddies saying “yeah bro it’s good.” I wanted honest scores.
You gave it to me.
And the response was ridiculous. In a good way.
So now 113 graduates.
Full production line.
Beard Oil.
Beard Balm.
Beard Butter.
This one opens bright and sharp with orange and clove, then drags you straight into the forest like you just lost a bet and now you’re chopping wood behind a cabin. Fir balsam, tree sap, cedar, sandalwood. Green. Resinous. Grounded.
Dark pomegranate and black currant sneak in with a controlled bite. Not candy. Not dessert. Calm down.
Then cashmere and tonka smooth it out so you smell like a well-dressed lumberjack who reads books but can still split logs.
Nothing about 113 is soft. Nothing about it is safe.
You all basically forced my hand with the feedback, so here we are.
Sunday. Noon PST.
IF you missed the prototype run, this is your shot.Set your alarm.
