Luxurious Bastard Beard Co. Presents
THE BASTARD
Issue Nº 01 • The Honeymoon Edition
David + Jessy • 9.26.26
WE'RE GETTING
MARRIED.
You get the present.
This Saturday, September 26, Jessy and I are making it official.
So we're celebrating the only way that made sense: a wedding profile,
a weekend sale, a live wedding, and a few new things we've been dying to show you.
The Honeymoon Weekend
15% OFF
ALL BEARD CARE
CODE: HONEYMOON
FRIDAY 12:00 AM PT → MONDAY 12:00 AM PT
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Feature Story Nº 01
THE HONEYMOONERS
Created for our wedding. Bottled for the bastards. One profile marking one hell of a chapter in our story.
OIL • BALM • BUTTER
Saturday • 9.26.26
YOU'RE
INVITED.
Well... sort of.
We're livestreaming our wedding and bringing the Brotherhood along for the ride. Come hang out, raise a glass, and watch David & Jessy
make this thing official.
A few of you asked about wedding gifts...
No gifts expected. Seriously. But if you'd like to send us a little wedding gift or buy the newlyweds a drink, we made a simple option available.
SEND A WEDDING GIFT →Feature Story Nº 02
LUXE LIVING
Nº 01
BURNT VANILLA • CINNAMON • TOASTED MAPLE
Some scents fill a room. This one changes it.
Meet the first release from LUXE LIVING — a new home-fragrance collection
by Luxurious Bastard Co. built around one simple idea: your space should
smell every bit as good as you do.
INSIDE Nº 01
THE SCENT.
Nº 01
BURNT VANILLA
Deep, smooth and slightly toasted. A darker take on vanilla that gives Nº 01 its rich foundation.
Nº 02
CINNAMON
Warm spice and character without overpowering the room. Familiar, inviting and damn good.
Nº 03
TOASTED MAPLE
Rich and comforting with a warm, caramelized finish that pulls the entire profile together.
A LITTLE WEDDING PRESENT
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THE MONTHLY GIVEAWAY
THE GOLDEN
TICKET.
Orders $75+ receive 3 entries into our monthly Golden Ticket Giveaway.
Real winners. Badass prizes. Every month.
TAKE THE BASTARD WITH YOU
DOWNLOAD THE APP.
Shop new drops, stay on top of releases, discover app exclusives,
and keep Luxurious Bastard right in your pocket.
MORE THAN BEARD CARE
WELCOME TO THE
BROTHERHOOD.
Products brought a lot of us together. The community is what happened afterward.
Beards. Giveaways. Events. Featured Bastards. New releases. Good people. Questionable decisions.
Beards. Giveaways. Events. Featured Bastards. New releases. Good people. Questionable decisions.
ONE LAST THING...
BAD CHOICES
MAKE GOOD STORIES.
Apparently getting married gets you a discount too.
15% OFF ALL BEARD CARE
HONEYMOON
FRIDAY 12:00 AM PT → MONDAY 12:00 AM PT
ACTIVATE 15% OFF & SHOP →
Thanks for being part of this crazy ride with us.
DAVID + JESSY
9.26.26
