My beard measures about 16 inches from lip to tip—long, a bit on the thinner side, and prone to fly-aways. Over the years, I’ve tested countless balms, and very few have provided the control I need without making my beard look or feel greasy.
The Luxurious Bastard is one of the rare exceptions. It offers excellent hold that keeps my beard looking neat and well-groomed all day. Even better, it manages to do this while keeping the texture soft and natural—not stiff or oily.
The scent is another standout. While many balms smell nice initially, this one lasts. It’s not overwhelming—you won’t be announcing your presence from across the room—but up close, it’s noticeable in the best possible way. Clean, masculine, and refined.
If you’ve got a longer beard and have struggled to find a balm that offers real hold without the greasy feel, give this one a shot. It’s earned a permanent spot in my grooming routine.