The Holy Bastard This my friends is the most biblical beard oil in the world. The holy of holies, were talking about the same oil the great wise men used on there glorious beards, possibly even Jesus himself. Not really, but i'd like to think so. We pulled out all the stops on this one and blended a handful of sacred oils like, frankincense, myrrh, sandalwood, cedarwood, cypress to name a few. Apply this oil and you might be touched by the hand of GOD...Sorry, I might have went a little too far with that one.