THE HULKAMANIA BASTARD
THE HULKAMANIA BASTARD BEARD OIL
A tribute oil in memory of the man, the myth, the legend
Hulk Hogan (1953–2025).
WARNING:
May cause sudden shirt-tearing, flexing, and irrational confidence.
Apply with intensity — and let your doubts get leg dropped into oblivion!!!
WHAT’CHA GONNA DO…
When this oil drops the top rope on your beard, brother?
Step into the squared circle with HULKAMANIA — a tag-team blend of bold beach swagger and vintage ringside masculinity. We took sun-soaked pineapple and slammed it into high-voltage citrus, then powerbombed it onto a rugged barbershop-leather base with a golden glow.
This ain’t your calm-and-cozy scent. This is championship glory in a bottle — sweat, swagger, and legacy, with just enough smoothness to raise a belt high and walk away slow. Made for the beards that enter like theme music is playing… and leave behind only silence and shattered egos.
Scent Notes
Top Notes – Power & Energy
• Crushed Pineapple – a nod to 1980s tropical swagger and energy drinks
• Bergamot – bright and classic, a citrus that opens like a promo
• Ozone Accord – fresh and clean, like the ring before the bell
Heart Notes – Americana & Strength
• Tobacco Leaf – rich, old-school masculinity, respect, and legacy
• Leather Jacket Accord – worn belts, boots, and locker rooms
• Carnation or Geranium – floral strength with a wild card twist
Base Notes – Legacy & Immortality
• Oakwood – earthy and grounding—the kind of strength Hogan stood for
• Amber Resin – golden and eternal, like the glow of the legend
• Vanilla Bourbon – smooth, warm, and just sweet enough for the fans
Smells like:
• 1980s beachfront showdowns and main event energy
• Leather elbow pads & citrus-charged crowd pops
• Barbershop cologne on a world champ’s neck
• The sweat of a well-earned legacy
